Fraping (2 Viewers)

[Riproot]

You are retarded for forgetting how to use a condom though... twice.

Logging off and putting something in are two completely different things.
And who said I forgot?
3% of condom failure. Says on the packet.

 

[SnowFox]

HAhaha bs, twice? It broke Twice?

 

[Riproot]

HAhaha bs, twice? It broke Twice?

Did I say that?

 

[M3H]

lol and he was like an hour later on facebook, "STOP FUCKING CALLING ME. I GOT HACKED. YOU'RE A FUCKING WHORE *insert ex's name* I'M GONNA GET YOU YOU FUCKEN SLUT" or something along those lines

I thought it was pretty lulzy

don't care; shit post

 

[M3H]

HAhaha bs, twice? It broke Twice?

lol

 

[MrBean1561]

Yea as if a condom would break twice lol

 

[iRuler]

to my cousin once, she was on the phone with this guy and she was logged in fb, went to the other room, put up a status saying she likes the guy and changed her relationship status to it as well, was lolworthy for a bit

 

[SnowFox]

Ohhhh i understand his username now...

Rips his condoms, roots the closest thing with a hole.

 

[Shadowdude]

I remember reading something about another reason condoms fail... I'm referring to something about condom usage in India if anyone can recall that. Apply that situation here - and hence, the mystery of how Riproot managed to have children is solved.

Let's face it, 3% likelihood of a failure of condom - if we believe that figure, and I conjecture that the solution I posted above is more likely. MYSTERY SOLVED!

 

[SnowFox]

Condom failure is basically it going snap.
Riproot said it didnt break, so i can only assume he has a tiny cock.

 

[Shadowdude]

Condom failure is basically it going snap.
Riproot said it didnt break, so i can only assume he has a tiny cock.

So... MYSTERY SOLVED!

 

[lamingtons]

HAhaha bs, twice? It broke Twice?

he re-used the same condom

thats why he has 2 kids

 

[Earl Luper]

i usually turn them inside out so u can use them twice

 

[Earl Luper]

earl's guide to optimizing your friend's facebook

1. send gory pics to every girl and status update that shit
2. delete all friends
3. set everything to private and do not allow people to search or add you
4. untag all photos
5. delete all pictures on account
6. change the account username (ie. facebook.com/insertnamehere) to kiddylover8

from the chronicles of eerl

 

[Riproot]

9 inches isn't tiny br8s.

 

[SnowFox]

9 inches isn't tiny br8s.

try harder son.

 

[Riproot]

try harder son.

What?