How do you get a girl to like you? (1 Viewer)

[Winston]

no you say, "you know um...? yeh he's teh cool. So, you're not busy tonight? great. let's have sex"

fantastic! i'm gonna use that line

 

[AsyLum]

You know, chivalry works wonders

so does choloroform

 

[Tommy_Lamp]

say to her, "lets just say I had one leg amputated when i was young (wink included)" then walk of slightly limping

 

[burkeyyy]

I've heard this question been asked a fair bit over the years.

So, how do you get a girl to like you?

be mysterious

 

[mistermouse]

be yourself, unless you're a tosser, in which case let one of your other personalities take over for the day...

 

[AsyLum]

but technically every guy is a tosser.....

 

[mistermouse]

yes dear

 

[AsyLum]

ill dear me you in a second !

 

[RCMasterAA]

Don't forget that the option to stalk them is always there...granted that only makes them like you 1% of the time...hey there's a chance!

 

[mistermouse]

bahahaha *nods* stalking is fun tooooo! you get to sit in a car for long periods (or stand outside looking sus)

yes dear (to asylum) muahahaha

 

[AsyLum]

pfft, didnt you guys watch american beauty!!

a guy stalking a chic with a camera turns them on!

 

[christ_ine]

so does choloroform

You're a sick man, Michael .. no wonder you don't have a girlfriend

And pfft, chloroform is so blasé, lol

 

[super katie]

The camera is a big turn on, but its even better when you write anonymous notes to us about what we did the previous day so we know you're watching us. Then occasionally camp outside our bedroom window and make ghost noises or hide under the bed and poke us through the matress. Although it could also be a big turn off... treading a thin line there...

 

[um..]

also mention that he has the 'v' thing happening

hey you know thats a lie. you saw me coming out of the brothel the other day, remember

 

[um..]

as if being yourself works. what girl wants to know that i havent washed my hair in three weeks, or that enjoy reading the newspaper and listening to nick cave as opposed to watching aus. idol and listening to N.E.R.D., or that i hate dancing in clubs like a fuck

you have to bed the girl before showing your your undesirable traits

 

[AsyLum]

haha xtine: pfft mummy said they loved that kind of "assertive dominance"

 

[christ_ine]

Not when they can't remember it Or remember a lot of things for that matter..

 

[AsyLum]

haha, damn, i knew i shouldnt have taken the generic substitute!

 

[Soma]

as if being yourself works. what girl wants to know that i havent washed my hair in three weeks, or that enjoy reading the newspaper and listening to nick cave as opposed to watching aus. idol and listening to N.E.R.D., or that i hate dancing in clubs like a fuck

you have to bed the girl before showing your your undesirable traits

this is true

 

[Toodulu]

haha pickup rule #1: don't be yourself.