If you were voted PM how would you reform.... (1 Viewer)

[zstar]

Education

Transport

Welfare

Taxes

Healthcare

Communications

Infrastructure

 

[arcticdbk]

Throw everything out and begin hardcore communism

Collective farming

Tend land, work factory, have baby with olga, socialist state nice

 

[runoutofsleep]

impossible pm can't do that

 

[arcticdbk]

yes, just press the button under the desk

 

[runoutofsleep]

there is no button under the desk afaik

anyway a button can't destroy all state institutions & institute communism

you would not be a good prime minister i think

 

[arcticdbk]

What would you know? I have seen this button with my very own eyes. I stroked it but krudd held me back and said 'no not yet'

It is big and red and communistic jajaja

 

[SylviaB]

pms can do whatever they want

 

[annabackwards]

EVERYTHING would be reformed.

For starters, i'd change the state/local government situation...

 

[BeeemER]

Seduce the ranga

 

[arcticdbk]

where to start...

imprison the entire NSW government for being shit cunts, and force anyone thinking of getting into state or federal govt to take a shit cunt test ... failure to pass this exam also results in imprisonment for attempting to fuck the system up again

arrest conroy for his filtering policy and exile him to some remote island somewhere thus filtering him from australia

bring in a bill of rights, get soldiers outta afghanistan(why the fuck are we even there) and send howard, rudd and now gillard there instead, use money saved from war to feed and shelter every homeless person in the nation, do something real about climate change, reduce these spastic taxes we're paying, remove welfare for dickheads who can't be bothered finding work hence keeping it for truely disadvantaged, publicly stone every bank exec until they stop ripping off everyone and cbf to continue

how sweet, I'm voting for you

especially because of the bold bit, homelessness is defs an issue to be addressed properly and asap

 

[Phoenix Fury]

where to start...

imprison the entire NSW government for being shit cunts, and force anyone thinking of getting into state or federal govt to take a shit cunt test ... failure to pass this exam also results in imprisonment for attempting to fuck the system up again

arrest conroy for his filtering policy and exile him to some remote island somewhere thus filtering him from australia

bring in a bill of rights, get soldiers outta afghanistan(why the fuck are we even there) and send howard, rudd and now gillard there instead, use money saved from war to feed and shelter every homeless person in the nation, do something real about climate change, reduce these spastic taxes we're paying, remove welfare for dickheads who can't be bothered finding work hence keeping it for truely disadvantaged, publicly stone every bank exec until they stop ripping off everyone and cbf to continue

Good stuff here, imo.

 

[Graney]

Education

Transport

Healthcare

Communications

Infrastructure

privatise and deregulate

Welfare

Taxes

abolish

 

[Lolsmith]

Privatise education it'd be like the stone ages unless you can convince me otherwise

 

[Absolutezero]

Mainly reform of civil liberties; greater rights for the individual.

 

[TacoTerrorist]

Make it legal to rob anyone with a net income over $500,000 p.a.

 

[Rothbard]

sell everything

do anything

have all the cops executed

 

[scuba_steve2121]

if i could only do one thing, top of my priority list.

i would Abolish the RBA, then i would resign

 

[kaz1]

Make uni free.

 

[Lentern]

First kill all the lawyers.

 

[Shane_]

brah da copz protect you brah. I meanz, wizzout da copz, you bez dead brah. feft, robbery, stelingz, dey all very common when you haz no copz.