Important - Please Read (3 Viewers)

[kami]

Lynn weeps at the lack of beloved third-person narration and begs the 05's to continue the tradition of IPR, lest it become "just another spam thread" (which are generally not encouraged on "serious" forums). She would also like to ask that the use of profanity be avoided.

IPR is under regular surveillance from a moderator and three Benefactors, all original IPR members. So please, she asks: "don't let the integrity of IPR - and IPR itself - go down the drain!"

Evan agrees with Lynn, we are a cohesive and social unit when compared to many other threads as well as welcoming. We do *not* want this privilege to disappear. This means we can be somewhat silly and chaotic...but it doesn't mean we may swear haphazardly, so please feel free to post and have fun but try to remember that we stay here and don't get deleted or locked because the posters here have maintained integrity. So in summation...don't feed the animals

 

[glitterfairy]

Lynn thinks Evan has written an excellent post, and feels an incredible need to publicly note her amusement at Evan's custom status.

 

[PerfectByNature]

Lexi giggles and hangs her head in shame... shes sorry... but she forgets all the time

 

[glitterfairy]

Lynn asks that Lexi tries her best to remember, as IPR is effectively gone the moment it becomes an actual spam thread. Lynn would like that not to happen, as she is somewhat sentimentally attached to IPR.

 

[PerfectByNature]

Lexi agrees, and promises to remember from now on.

 

[glitterfairy]

Lynn thanks Lexi.

 

[PerfectByNature]

Lexi grins and.... runs away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[kami]

Lexi agrees, and promises to remember from now on.

Then Evan will give e-candy and e-lollies and e-pies out to everyone for *remembering*

 

[glitterfairy]

Lynn was under the assumption that candy and lollies were the same thing, but then remembers that this is the internet, and anything can happen. "Ahh!" she says in realisation.

 

[PerfectByNature]

YAY!!!!!!!!!! Lexi loves lollies!!!!!!!!!

 

[kami]

YAY!!!!!!!!!! Lexi loves lollies!!!!!!!!!

Evan thinks the lollies may not be overly prepared to commit, so it may be best if Lexi refrains from declaring her passion for lollies otherwise they might get scared off

 

[glitterfairy]

Lynn highly recommends relationship counselling. She couldn't bear to see a Ferrero Rocher with low self-esteem and committment issues. Why, it would break her heart...

 

[kami]

Lynn highly recommends relationship counselling. She couldn't bear to see a Ferrero Rocher with low self-esteem and committment issues. Why, it would break her heart...

Evan also says that spicing up the relationship may help, maybe invite some fairy floss and a darrell lea to join you one night in a foursome?

 

[glitterfairy]

Lynn is currently giggling too much at the notion of "Eat goldendawn, it's good for you" (all hail sloganizer.net) to care about fairy floss, and is sure Marcus will not mind if she takes a few bites out of him when he comes back. Why, it might kick-start that growth spurt she's been waiting on...

Random note: Lynn found a guy in her marketing lecture who - when two steps below her (roughly one foot)- is still a full head taller...

 

[kami]

Lynn is currently giggling too much at the notion of "Eat goldendawn, it's good for you" (all hail sloganizer.net) to care about fairy floss, and is sure Marcus will not mind if she takes a few bites out of him when he comes back. Why, it might kick-start that growth spurt she's been waiting on...

Evan thinks Lynn is simply trying to tempt Marcus back to our shores with that offer

Random note: Lynn found a guy in her marketing lecture who - when two steps below her (roughly one foot)- is still a full head taller...

Lynn must be mistaken...Evan is sure he didn't go to any marketing lectures

 

[glitterfairy]

Lynn is still uncertain whether Marcus will actually come back or not, even though she tried to make him solemnly promise to come back to Sydney. The more desperate she gets, the more desperate she gets.

As for the marketing lecture - Lynn must have been hallucinating then.

 

[kami]

Lynn is still uncertain whether Marcus will actually come back or not, even though she tried to make him solemnly promise to come back to Sydney. The more desperate she gets, the more desperate she gets.

As for the marketing lecture - Lynn must have been hallucinating then.

Marcus will come back...otherwise Evan will use his sciencey knowledge to make Marcus magnets and he will get pulled across the ocean whether he likes it or not
And Evan is sure that Lynn was only hallucinating because the lecturer mentioned sheperd pie

 

[glitterfairy]

lol!

Lynn must sadly depart to work on her cul100 essay for a while, and bids Evan adieu for now.

 

[kami]

Bye Lynny...make sure that yucky culture essays don't do any damage to you

 

[Alimoe_KG]

hahaha!!! why is Hermione the only good thing??? whats so good about her??? i rather read fanfics of Harry Potter... usually theyre better... you should try it!

hehe as a guy, i find hermione much more attractive =) But no, i just love her attitude. And fanfics are dangerous, too many times, they revolve around some sexually perverted plot where harry or hermione have raunchy sex with each other or a troll =/