knocked up stories. (1 Viewer)

[xsjado]

Share em.
names are not needed.
A girl i know got knocked up schoolies last year and has no idea who the dad is..
havent heard from her for ages.
(she lives in perth now)

but yeah. share the stories.

 

[Legham]

My sisters preggers. But thats not very interesting.

 

[Azamakumar]

Tell all Legham.

 

[Legham]

She got a baby in her gut! and shes gunna shoot it out in a few months. and it was kicking last night and i said it was probably cause she was sitting a laptop on its head. thats all.

 

[Enteebee]

My girlfriend got knocked up a while ago and she just told me recently I told her to abort it but she said that's not my decision, it's up to her and the baby's father.

 

[katietheskatie]

this chick i used to work with (who is like 15) is now knocked up and having the kid .. and the dad is the dude who was our supervisor. ew.

 

[Azamakumar]

My girlfriend got knocked up a while ago and she just told me recently I told her to abort it but she said that's not my decision, it's up to her and the baby's father.

 

[Legham]

by 'work with'.. you mean in prostitution..

and by supervisor.. you mean 'pimp'.

CORRECT?!?!!

rolleyes: call me shit, hurry up)

your shit

 

[A High Way Man]

how olds ur sister legham?

 

[Legham]

how olds ur sister legham?

24

This other time i was at the bar in a club but the bartender was ignoring my end of the bar cause he was too busy and some hot chick tried to get drinks from him to so i just stole the drinks from under the bar and gave them to her and i looked real cool. Later on i went and talked to her and we had a real good time and we ended up going back to her house and having sex. She was in a hurry so she didnt give me time to put a condom on so we had unprotected sex. We had breakfast the next morning and she went to work but i was unemployed so i just went home to work on mine and my roomies website.

A couple of months later she emailed me while i was smoking heaps of pot and said she needed to talk so we met up and she told me she was preggers. We went to the gyno and stuff together and hung out for ages while the little kid was growing in her gut and we had more sexytimes and stuff and we liked each other heaps but then we started having arguments but then we got over the arguments and she eventually had a kid and we lived happily ever after.

True story.

 

[Enteebee]

It's ok man I aborted it on her in her sleep

 

[dsruptdSPuNKRaT]

quite a few of my childhood friends are either pregnant or have kids, it makes me feel old until i realise i'm seventeen...

 

[Azamakumar]

Pics or gtfo Leghand.

 

[Legham]

Pics or gtfo Leghand.

Here she is when it was confirmed that she was preggers:

 

[xsjado]

but did all these people you know just decide to have kids?
or was it a drunken night and they fucked a random and now they're pregnant and don't know the dad?

 

[yosemite sam]

from our year group of about 220, we've got 15 kids. 2 to one (she had the first when she was 14, doesnt know who the father of the second is) and the rest all had one each. and we're not even finished year 12

and thats only the girls, not counting the babydaddies.
or abortions (at least 7)

our year's heaps slutty.

 

[Azamakumar]

Here she is when it was confirmed that she was preggers:

lol I saw that coming! No lie!

 

[xsjado]

from our year group of about 220, we've got 15 kids. 2 to one (she had the first when she was 14, doesnt know who the father of the second is) and the rest all had one each. and we're not even finished year 12

and thats only the girls, not counting the babydaddies.
or abortions (at least 7)

our year's heaps slutty.

wow!!

 

[katietheskatie]

by 'work with'.. you mean in prostitution..

and by supervisor.. you mean 'pimp'.

CORRECT?!?!!

rolleyes: call me shit, hurry up)

fuck you're shit

 

[happii]

lol at legham. was waiting for that.