Naughtiest place you've done the deed... (1 Viewer)

[NakedFringe]

My boyfriend and I have had sex in a garage, on a drumkit, in a bath, in a shower, in a park, in our school's darkroom and music room...

 

[poloktim]

I still maintain my sex in a graveyard is naughtier.

 

[Götterfunken]

I still maintain my sex in a graveyard is naughtier.

A lot more macabre to be sure.

 

[pimpin69]

sallad

one time i was havin sex with my gf on her kitchen table & i grabbed a cucumber... anyways, to cut a long story short the cucumber was used ( to great effect mind you ) but then left on the table. the next day for lunch the cucumber was gone & was in the salad. she didnt eat much that day lol...

 

[Leah.Midd]

my boyfriend and i have done it wit bros and sisters home, back of the car, in a caravan with friends in it too, a friends sisters bed and down nxt to a river on really hard, uncomfortable grass, meanwhile it was pouring rain and a boat full of people went past! it was fun though.

 

[Atticus.]

Don't laugh guys but this might be a little strange....

i was like in a mascot suit and i was in the changerooms ready to go out and cheer on the team at a local footy match. ok this suit, its like of a crocodile and its so hot in there.

HOWEVER... it got a whole lot hotter when my girlfriend snuck into the changerooms and slipped inside my pants well she's not really my girlfriend! she just thinks she is (right guys)

oh my..... i slipped on the crocodile head and we went for it right there and then, inside a giant crocodile carcus, i was making her moan like a wild goat climbing a mountain, and boy did she want to reach the top (right ladies!)

anyway to cut a long story short, we had amazing sex and it was like funny and shit

everytime i slip on that suit to cheer on the team, i get a little nostalgic about the time i had sex inside a plush, green crocodile with a slut

nothing will ever compare guys let me tell you this

oh god

it was so so so amazing like i sort of couln't breathe and it was so hot and wow

you gotta try that!!

thats the biggest lie ever

 

[Götterfunken]

my boyfriend and i have done it wit bros and sisters home, back of the car, in a caravan with friends in it too, a friends sisters bed and down nxt to a river on really hard, uncomfortable grass, meanwhile it was pouring rain and a boat full of people went past! it was fun though.

low post count + sex = lie.

 

[Kaiser Zero]

Does lorapoo have a publisher?

 

[mr_brightside]

Does the thread starter have a publisher?

what makes you say that?

 

[grk_styl]

one time i was havin sex with my gf on her kitchen table & i grabbed a cucumber... anyways, to cut a long story short the cucumber was used ( to great effect mind you ) but then left on the table. the next day for lunch the cucumber was gone & was in the salad. she didnt eat much that day lol...

i think i've heard that story 10 times. either you've been having lots of sex with cucumbers, or you just read it in a Cleo magazine. lol

um...naughtiest i guess is a classroom at uni...but compared to other places, it really ain't that naughty.

 

[puteruser]

the back of my boyfriends car...but not with my boyfriend

 

[callisto]

i think i've heard that story 10 times. either you've been having lots of sex with cucumbers, or you just read it in a Cleo magazine. lol

haha agreed
and id find hard to take seriously anyone with a username like "pimpin69" lol

 

[Evansy]

on my bonet at a look out,once at night time, next time at day time - the lookout can be seen from other look outs clearly around the place. in her bed, which was the first time i had ever been inside her house. very scary stuff!

 

[xntric_kat]

hahahaha, naughtiest place we've done naughty acts?

1) Room full of people- both conscious and unconscious (repeatedly on different occasions)
2) Parks...with other ppl doing deeds no further than 4 metres away (repeatedly on different occasions at an ever increasing list of parks)
3) Back seat, front seat of the car (on a regular basis *rolls eyes*)
4) in my backyard when i was having a party and everyone was watching:| and we were interrupted by many with comments such as "give her one for me" and something about golden condoms *shrugs*
5) *the worst* THE PARENTS BED... (they werent in it obviously:S)

...and im willing to bet that almost everyones done something in the cinemas

 

[grk_styl]

don't you feel incredibly uncomfortable having sex when people are around...watching...making comments?

You could make them pay you a fee and it'd be like a walk-in movies.

 

[Collin]

^^
Shite, we have a loose one around here.

conscious and unconscious

Unconscious the whole time?

 

[MzbLaZeIT]

hahahaha, naughtiest place we've done naughty acts?

1) Room full of people- both conscious and unconscious (repeatedly on different occasions)
2) Parks...with other ppl doing deeds no further than 4 metres away (repeatedly on different occasions at an ever increasing list of parks)
3) Back seat, front seat of the car (on a regular basis *rolls eyes*)
4) in my backyard when i was having a party and everyone was watching:| and we were interrupted by many with comments such as "give her one for me" and something about golden condoms *shrugs*
5) *the worst* THE PARENTS BED... (they werent in it obviously:S)

...and im willing to bet that almost everyones done something in the cinemas

ok thats what i call a lowie!

 

[hiphophooray123]

hahahaha, naughtiest place we've done naughty acts?

1) Room full of people- both conscious and unconscious (repeatedly on different occasions)
2) Parks...with other ppl doing deeds no further than 4 metres away (repeatedly on different occasions at an ever increasing list of parks)
3) Back seat, front seat of the car (on a regular basis *rolls eyes*)
4) in my backyard when i was having a party and everyone was watching:| and we were interrupted by many with comments such as "give her one for me" and something about golden condoms *shrugs*
5) *the worst* THE PARENTS BED... (they werent in it obviously:S)

...and im willing to bet that almost everyones done something in the cinemas

Awesome, hope the gutter isn't too uncomfortable, personally i wouldn't be able to live in one in the future, but i guess you'll have to put up with it. Good luck.

 

[fernando]

don't you feel incredibly uncomfortable having sex when people are around...watching...making comments?

You could make them pay you a fee and it'd be like a walk-in movies.

Yeah!! Charge them! Bwhamhahaaaa

 

[champ_sammy_19]

on my bf upstairs bathroom floor and the nx min we hear this 'hello' from the bottom of the stairs!!! (it was his mum)
his parents turn a blind eye to it after all we all live together