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mmm_sofay

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spin spin sugar said:
i met a guy once who had sex with her, he said it was like fucking a muppet
ahah. thats so funny
she knows what sex is?
she probly got all of her sex info from dolly magazine.
 

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Why do you assume that because she released some songs that she is some kind of asexual?
 

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one of my friends met nikki as she was dancing at the opening of the olympics. my friend said nikki is a snob and a bitch and she should burn in hell.
and that she is really short.
 

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Althea said:
I have to agree with you there... I think she is aware that over 90% of Australians over the age of 10 dislike her, but I think that is why she is trying to project this new, sexy, older image so that she can win back the hearts of the nation again. However, it would have helped if she had trully disappeared for a few years and then came back... that way, we would have had a chance to forget Strawberry Kisses and accept the new Nikki (maybe she sould ditch the surname too... that might help) :).
she can only win back the hearts of the nation, if we have another olympics, which wont happen for another 100 yrs, hence making her 118.... id like to see her on a trapeze/swing singing.. ahahahaha
 

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dave_119 said:
she can only win back the hearts of the nation, if we have another olympics, which wont happen for another 100 yrs, hence making her 118.... id like to see her on a trapeze/swing singing.. ahahahaha
haha yea 118 i dont even reckon she'll b famous still when shes 1/4 of that age...
 

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I didnt think she was famous now. I mean, all we are talking about when it comes to her is vague memories of her songs a number of years ago now.
 

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Q: what's under 10 years old and has two pubic hairs?

A: A Nikki Webster concert

I've already posted this, but I'll be annoying and do it again. :p
 

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dani_danoz said:
Q: what's under 10 years old and has two pubic hairs?

A: A Nikki Webster concert

I've already posted this, but I'll be annoying and do it again. :p
haha i thought id seen this b4 :p
 

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She doesnt do anything for me. I'd still do her though. It'd be a good story to tell the grandkids.
 

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jumb said:
She doesnt do anything for me. I'd still do her though. It'd be a good story to tell the grandkids.
ud actually do her...
nikki webster *pukes*
 

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when she grows boobs i will believe she is grown up
until then she is still a child
 

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*Dons flame proof suit*

Im going to be a dissenter here and say that Nikki Webster has grown up to be decent. Im sure any girl would look good with a ton of professional make up, a stylist and a professional photo shoot, but Im looking at her website now and there are far uglier girls in pop culture. Ashley Simpson is twenty times worse for one.

Shed look good if she was a brunette with straight hair (her hair is too reminiscent of Strawberry Kisses).

Here is a photo of her for those who, like me, havent seen her since that horrid video clip of the equally horrid song Strawberry Kisses.

 

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i just cant help but hate her- the first time i saw her at the opening ceremony im sure ppl were thinking "why hasnt the sniper taken her out yet?":(:(:(

i dont care is shes developed- blind hatred leads me to believe she is not interesting at all to know

i met someone who said she went to her school and didnt like her- i found it so easy to believe.......
 

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