Online Relationships Thread (2 Viewers)

[Pierotte]

do i believe in online relationships?

NO

 

[FroZenWaffleS]

I think its pretty stupid. Only for the desperate.

 

[^CoSMic DoRiS^^]

heh...friendships = fine. anything more = not fine. thats when it gets creepy and stalkers emerge

 

[shady_03]

Fuck that, the internet is too full of weirdos for my liking

 

[my sharona]

Should be okay as long as you meet them at some point before it gets serious.

Okay, i know that Dr Phil isn't exactly authoritative, but who watched that Dr Phil episode where there was the 14 y/o girl moving out of home because she found her perfect boyfriend online, and he turned out to be some 50y/o guy married with 3 kids in another state?

 

[RingerINC]

Should be okay as long as you meet them at some point before it gets serious.

Okay, i know that Dr Phil isn't exactly authoritative, but who watched that Dr Phil episode where there was the 14 y/o girl moving out of home because she found her perfect boyfriend online, and he turned out to be some 50y/o guy married with 3 kids in another state?

i thought i saw something wierd like that... but it was on like a current affair. I laughed

 

[^CoSMic DoRiS^^]

i didnt see that but i read a story somewhere bout a girl who got raped and strangled after meeting her "lover" from the net...and this was with two freinds with her for support. reading that scared me right out of ever wanting to meet someone i met online... i was on the point of arranging to do so with sumone id met, but after that i was just like, no way. we're still friends though - thats one relationship the net is good for

 

[champ_sammy_19]

Should be okay as long as you meet them at some point before it gets serious.

Exactly, m ex and I met online, met in person and then started a relationship and I was with him for 2 years, so yeah.

 

[Murray]

Mine started that way and i am very happy now!
What ever works Works!
and for me meeting someone online worked

 

[hipsta_jess]

^^ haha, sad thing is, I know of people who do that.

 

[braad]

^^ haha, sad thing is, I know of people who do that.

hi asl? wot u up2 fri nite?
cyasxc

 

[Smiley =]]

this isnt about a relationship but a friend of mine told his friend to add me on msn and since then we've been really good friends! in fact, he's more like my best friend now! weird i guess but yeh..i dont think relationships will work tho!

and we know each other really well too..seen each other and all...

 

[nerd4lyf]

THEY ALWAYZ LOOK BETTAH ONLINE

but itz weird bkoz i noe lotza ppl who met up from fb bebo ect. and ended up having long srz realtionshipz

LOTZA PPL:S

weird

 

[iNerd]

online relationships are pretty screwed up
you never really know that person
there's always they barrier of being a false person

i mean, how many of these BOS people actually act the way they do on here, also in real life?

online relationships, are based on false images
provided by both members of the relationship
so i say. no. to online stuff

 

[trickx]

My attempt at an online relationship:

trickx: Baby, I've been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
trickx: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, trickx.
trickx: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
trickx: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
trickx: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into an actually real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
trickx: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Thrashing of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
trickx: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty Fuck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
trickx: Don't fuck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
trickx: I steal your soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000. Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of shit!
trickx: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts defensive attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
trickx: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. WW2 ends. Roosevelt steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
trickx: You still there baby?
trickx: My god, I think it's getting hard now.
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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the fuck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh shit
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report you and say you were sending me kiddie porn you fuck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh fuck
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

 

[breaking]

um that wasn't even remotely amusing

 

[Fortify]

i LOL'd SO hard when Omie Jay showed me this

Wat image by hurt911gen on Photobucket

bahahahahahahahahahahaahahah

 

[Uncle]

i LOL'd SO hard when Omie Jay showed me this

Wat image by hurt911gen on Photobucket

Here is the script:




<jd998> nuh girls can 2
<jd998> but its not like our *** its like water but clear

<sweetangel13> rly?
<sweetangel13> Ive never done it

<jd998> ok
<jd998> well how do u no when to stop

<sweetangel13> i dunno. it feels good for a while and i just decide to stop
<sweetangel13> im afraid of my parents walking in

<jd998> y do u do it
<jd998> liekon ur bed or with ur nikers on

<sweetangel13> at night i get on my bed and put the covers over me

<jd998> n wat
<jd998> pull ur nikers down

<sweetangel13> then i take my panties off and rub some vaseline on my fingers

<jd998> y vaseline

<sweetangel13> it makes it easier
<sweetangel13> then i stick a finger in there

<jd998> nice nice

<sweetangel13> and start moving it around

<jd998> u got msn

<sweetangel13> no sorry

<jd998> *** yer
<jd998> how many fingers have you had in yer ***** before?

<sweetangel13> and eventually i get 2 fingers in there
<sweetangel13> then i put vaseline on my other hand
<sweetangel13> and start rubbing my penis

<jd998> wat

wat

 

[Omie Jay]

wat

i love that word now.

 

[Omie Jay]

while on the topic of online relationships, lets say, for example, me and a chick have been txting each other about intimacy's of relationships, and if the convo starts getting her off a little, and she says to me 'I can just imagine what it feels like to have your skin pressed against mine. your lips to my body', what would the appropriate response be?