penis issue (1 Viewer)

[breaking]

It's not how big it is, but how you use it.

only people with small dicks say that.

 

[DeathB4Life]

It's like the difference between firing a mortar at the enemy and firing a guided missile. A mortar round might hit, but a guided missle probably will.

you managed to liken the insertion of a penis into a vagina with a mortar being fired at a random location.

congratulations.

the key to trying to not sound like you have a small penis is to keep your posts brief and not write up an ellaborate analogy.

 

[Bobness]

only people with small dicks say that.

What he said.

 

[ObjectsInSpace]

^ you say that like you've actually had sex.

You just assume I can't get any based on a series of 0s and 1s that apepar on your computer screen; when you think about that's all I really am to you.

only people with small dicks say that.

It's you who I got the argument from. And my dick might be small (you'd never know - and you never will), but I at least know exactly how to use it.

you managed to liken the insertion of a penis into a vagina with a mortar being fired at a random location.

congratulations.

Thank you. I'm quite proud.

 

[AlleyCat]

Of course, if you're both well endowed and know what you're doing, all the more better for both of you. And if you're too small and have no idea ... we'll you're fucked (and not in the literal sense).

lolfag

 

[mr_brightside]

lolfag

bahahahahaha. zing

 

[ObjectsInSpace]

lolfag

Does everybody twist my words? By "both" I didn't mean two people I meant that you A) have a big dick (the well-endowed part) and B) know how to use it.

although it is pretty amusing when guys get all defensive

Funnier when they go on the offensive. They're always over-compensating by the fact that someone might be bigger than them (which isn't difficult in breaking's case).

 

[DeathB4Life]

must be a male thing.
don't see girls going around talking about "the equivalent".

ROFL.

"my hole is tighter than your hole. naaaaa!"

i think its kind of a one way thing. guys have the ability to get it off over a plastic bag if they so wished to, while girls (from what us males have gathered) tend to be a little bit more harder to please.

 

[Ennaybur]

must be a male thing.
don't see girls going around talking about "the equivalent".

ROFL.

Shut the fuck up. My breasts are WAY bigger than yours.

 

[stazi]

Funnier when they go on the offensive. They're always over-compensating by the fact that someone might be bigger than them (which isn't difficult in breaking's case).

Irony. Pardox. Catch 22.

You just went on the offensive yourself, you n00b-licker.

You just assume I can't get any based on a series of 0s and 1s that apepar on your computer screen; when you think about that's all I really am to you.

No I assume that because you said that you won't have sex until much later, based on personal preference, on these forums.

It's you who I got the argument from. And my dick might be small (you'd never know - and you never will), but I at least know exactly how to use it.

Here, I agree with you. You do know how to use it. You keep it strictly in your pants.

 

[ObjectsInSpace]

Irony. Pardox. Catch 22.

You just went on the offensive yourself, you n00b-licker.

You should know by now that I frequently contradict myself. Besides, the fact that it's a paradox doesn't make what I said any less true.

No I assume that because you said that you won't have sex until much later, based on personal preference, on these forums.

How do you know my situation hasn't changed, stas?

 

[AlleyCat]

my breasts win.

(...closely followed by skeeta, and then kathelle.)

 

[Ennaybur]

my breasts win.

(...closely followed by skeeta, and then kathelle.)

nah, you're just saying that because you're insecure about your breasts. A real woman (like me) also has a great vagina .... and knows how to use it.

 

[Team 1A]

You people are so mixed up hahaha

 

[AlleyCat]

nah, you're just saying that because you're insecure about your breasts. A real woman (like me) also has a great vagina .... and knows how to use it.

actually yeah, i have absolutely no keigel control whatsoever. i did all my exercises but still, whenever i sneeze, all hell breaks loose.





...loose, geddit?

 

[Ennaybur]

ah well we do the best with what we've got eh?

 

[DeathB4Life]

all girls should do what you two are doing more often.

its hawt.

 

[AlleyCat]

word

 

[Captain Gh3y]

if you're having problem with vaginal intercourse, try moving to nasal or aural sex for a more rewarding, mutually beneficial sexual relationship.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTeB4KeeaQg

 

[breaking]

my dick might be small

lolsigged!