question for the males. (1 Viewer)

[hiphophorray123]

starts with a ticklish feeling on the inside..... then a warm feeling of something travelling thru ur pisshole followed by a calming, warming ecstacy all over... i believe from endorphins.

My guess would be it's the same as what girls feel, except we get the added pleasure of something flowing thru our eurethra.

spot on.

ghfhgfhfg

 

[GSTARRAW]

LOL, we should make a crappy tv show about it like 'O.c' and call it "footballer's cocks"

 

[Collin]

It's all comming out in this thread... the shameful truths of the male genetalia.

Ahaahahahhaha.. yeah. The male genitalia taboos has been broken and unsilenced.

 

[Not-That-Bright]

one thing i have found that my ex taught me was.... just touching the head of the penis.. rubbing it a little with one finger for a shitload ammount of time while staying completely relaxed..... after a while it feels like ur cumming when ur not, ticklish feeling constantly.

 

[mmm_sofay]

multiple orgasms are so the best.

 

[mack]

even more so when you're drunk and you try aim at random things that go horribly wrong, like all over your leg and stuff

Yeah I was at a party once, I was pretty gone and decided the toilet was a bit risky, so I just went in the bath. So much space!

This other dude came in later and was so drunk, he chucked a shit in the shower, and then tried to stomp it down the drain with his foot. Funniest thing ever.

 

[KeypadSDM]

i dont even believe in female orgasms

Dolt. Or is it prude?

 

[GSTARRAW]

ROFL @ stomping shit down drain. HAHAAHHAAHAHAH
ohh man this thread is soooooooooooooooooo funny, im going nite all!!

 

[Not-That-Bright]

I need to get out more, i've never been to a party that cool

 

[HeCtic]

Yeah I was at a party once, I was pretty gone and decided the toilet was a bit risky, so I just went in the bath. So much space!

This other dude came in later and was so drunk, he chucked a shit in the shower, and then tried to stomp it down the drain with his foot. Funniest thing ever.

heh, reminds me of the time when my mate shat in someone's shoes at a party and stood near it waiting for the poor bloke to put it back on when he was leaving.

It was fucken hilarious at the time, not so much now.

 

[bubz :D]

i dont even believe in female orgasms

why not?! you definitely should


hehe i like this thread.

my friend agrees, he said that when guys come it's more like a release, whereas a girl's just feels damn good he also said that guys can ejaculate without having an orgasm... it still feels good, but nowhere near as good as an orgasm?

oh, and apparantly, on average, a guy's orgasm lasts three seconds, a girl's at least six.

 

[Not-That-Bright]

A guy can have an orgasm without cumming, and can also cum without an orgasm.. this is true however neither are really that good.

 

[ur_inner_child]

wow.... sounds like you're having one now

 

[+Po1ntDeXt3r+]

A guy can have an orgasm without cumming, and can also cum without an orgasm.. this is true however neither are really that good.

yer ill vouch for that :|...

 

[mack]

My Cum: Life After I've Been Released
I can feel it start, feel it building up low in my body. My mind is anxious, it can feel the sensation approaching like so many times before. Pulsating from my prostate and radiating through my body the feeling accumulates in tension. The throbbing resonates until the moment arrives and the sudden release so refreshing like having all the stress of taut muscles massaged out. It cascades like a waterfall drenching my body with cold water after a hot, hard day at work. It's over quickly but it was worth it every moment.

Yeah, thanks for that Sting.

 

[thejosiekiller]

Yeah I was at a party once, I was pretty gone and decided the toilet was a bit risky, so I just went in the bath. So much space!

This other dude came in later and was so drunk, he chucked a shit in the shower, and then tried to stomp it down the drain with his foot. Funniest thing ever.

you know some weird ppl i must say

i mean i know he was drunk, but what makes someone think u can stomp shit down a drain?

 

[mack]

Haha, probably just some poor attempt to conceal the evidence. Luckily I didn't know him though, twas an open house.

 

[thejosiekiller]

conceal the evidence?lol its all over his shoes and legs

what a fucking gronk

 

[mack]

Yeah alcohol makes people do wierd things......gotta love it.

 

[thejosiekiller]

its just depressing knowing ppl that stupid exist

i mean thats one of those stories u hope no1 will ever remember u did- imagine being haunted by shit like that