"Stephenie Meyers can't write" - Stephen King (2 Viewers)

[Sokolov]

when you give a mormon housewife like stephanie meyer a pen and paper rather than a spatula and pan, twilight is made.

 

[Taketheatrain]

Dan Brown for teens.

 

[Taketheatrain]

Is Dan Brown dead yet?

 

[Absolutezero]

Nope, he's still living.

 

[Alice_in_wonder]

Great point!! But I heard from somewhere that the "female vampires" can't have babies anymore once they've become a vampire. But the male can still produce sperms.... It's just nonsense!! I would just kick her and tell her go back to her vampire dreams.

I was wondering that same thing.. shouldn't his sperm be like, dust? So it would go *poof*?
D:

Or is it like powder milk?