Stupidest things fellow students have said (1 Viewer)

[Navjeet]

Originally posted by jay2000
hahaha....these ones are the best so far..especially the first smart arse one

lol, she wasnt being a smartarse...thats the best part!

 

[Toodulu]

hahahahahah oh dear *wipes tear*

 

[kimmeh]

In year 10 Food Tech -
+What part of a chicken is the chicken thigh?
+Asparagus? Isnt that the pipe thing in your throat?

 

[Egghead]

Religion Teacher: Now if you call your father 'daddy' what does that say about your relationship with him?
Various answers;
Student 1 (being stupid): Sexual

 

[steph@nie]

Originally posted by Navjeet
lol, she wasnt being a smartarse...thats the best part!

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha... oh god, what would we do without people like that!

 

[Navjeet]

Originally posted by steph@nie
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha... oh god, what would we do without people like that!

they're the ones who make it worth going to school everyday, just because you know you're going to laugh

 

[LVB]

We got some doozies at our school... from memory

Student 1- The body was burnt beyond recognition
Student 2- If it was burnt beyound recognition how could you tell if it was a body....?

Student 1- We have 8 students
Student 2- We can have double pairs! (wtf are double pairs??)

Student- I'm a bastard!!! (student is female)

Student 1- Our teacher called me a hussy!
Student 2- Isn't that a dog that pulls a sled??

Teacher- I've got more paper for you!
Student- That's it, I'm reporting you to Greenpeace!!

Student 1- is paying out George W Bush
Student 2- Hey! Leave MY bush alone!!!

LVB

Class of 2004- stupidest year ever

 

[baby_b]

Originally posted by LVB
We got some doozies at our school... from memory

Student 1- The body was burnt beyond recognition
Student 2- If it was burnt beyound recognition how could you tell if it was a body....?

Class of 2004- stupidest year ever

ok i dont get it

 

[Tenille]

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[baby_b]

ok heres something stupid i said at spanish skool last nite

me: wens my bday? (to my frend)
my frend: i dunno
me: thats it ur not my cuzin no more, im disowning u!
me: wait a minute .. ur not my cuzin ne way.....

 

[Persephone87]

I once asked how to spell C.S.I.R.O....

 

[dark`secrets]

a speech for business:
a fellow classmate mistakenly said that "coke contains cocaine, hence making it addictive."
the whole class was giggling, the chich who was presenting it didnt even notice anything wrong.

 

[espo14]

a mate was trying to pay me out: "yeah, well i fucked your mum! and she's a man so hah! ...oh wait"

 

[*girl04*]

in business studies: my friend was choking me with her scarf, i tell the teacher and she goes "good jessica ( my friends name) keep going. and i am like what!?!?!?

 

[*girl04*]

this girl in our maths class goes "IM NOT AN AIRHEAD, I JUST HAVE AIR IN MY HEAD!, oh wait a sec i dont have a head, i mean i dont have air in the head i have .. or do i?

 

[Gregor Samsa]

Originally posted by dark`secrets
a speech for business:
a fellow classmate mistakenly said that "coke contains cocaine, hence making it addictive."
the whole class was giggling, the chich who was presenting it didnt even notice anything wrong.

The funny thing is that cocaine actually was in Coca-Cola, until 1903.

 

[Rick]

walking along in the playground, back from the canteeen, the wind picks up:
me:fuck its cold
kristy:yeah and that winds really......windy

and
at the end of a bushwalk:
student:wow look, a tree!

 

[tempco]

In Bio class...

Student 1: Frogs are green, right?
Student 2: Yeh...
Student 1: So why don't they photosynthesise?

*bangs head on table*

 

[Gregor Samsa]

Originally posted by Rick
walking along in the playground, back from the canteeen, the wind picks up:
me:fuck its cold
kristy:yeah and that winds really......windy

I've heard that one too... 'Stupid wind, so windy.'

 

[dark`secrets]

Originally posted by Gregor Samsa
The funny thing is that cocaine actually was in Coca-Cola, until 1903.

but she says it still exists now