The Drinking Thread!!!! (1 Viewer)

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30-40 standards (mostly shots) on my 18th - stumbled to bed. Woke up fine

i don't believe you.

 

[Russell.Crowe]

If you say so. Im 6\" and very heavy...


Was a very sick boi, but no hospital.

Edit: Maybe closer to 25.

A small (11stds) of red smirnoff), 3 smirnoff blacks, 3 premixed jonny and cokes, 2 cruisers, 3 beers and a 50/50 scooner bourbon n coke.

You\'re a cunt.

 

[Ennaybur]

most I've probably had has been 20 standard

 

[Russell.Crowe]

most I\'ve probably had has been 20 standard

Fabulous what a great example of a drunken whore

 

[Not-That-Bright]

Fabulous what a great example of a drunken whore

hahahahahahhaha is that you dean? can't be.

Cept Gladiator.

a beautiful mind was off the hook :/

 

[Russell.Crowe]

And what a fabulous example of a shit actor.

Cept Gladiator.

<3 that movie.

but <3 ennaybur more, so fuck you cuntstain.

Hey kid, I suppose your internet addiction led you to the extended use of jargon such as \"<3\" Im fine with my career thanks you fucktard

 

[Ennaybur]

hahah in said night I didn't hook up with anyone... but yeah.

 

[Not-That-Bright]

30-40 standards (mostly shots) on my 18th - stumbled to bed. Woke up fine.

So you got drunk after the 3rd or 4th shot and your friends started spitting in them? k.

 

[Russell.Crowe]

And your extra chromosome lead you to post retarded shit on an Internet forum?


What\'s your point, sonnyjim?

Im sorry you have inherited defective genes for the last several generations from your family responsible for your mental instability.

My point is, youngun, the internet has plagued the brains of young children like yourself

 

[Ennaybur]

Im sorry you have inherited defective genes for the last several generations from your family responsible for your mental instability.

My point is, youngun, the internet has plagued the brains of young children like yourself

yeah nah... pretty shit call

 

[Not-That-Bright]

So I bought bottled water today, I feel like such a corporate stooge.

 

[Russell.Crowe]

Haha.

Went to sleep ---> Woke up ---> Ran to bathroom ---> Projectile vomitted all over the bathroom.

Primary evidence of problems with alcohol among the youth

Hey that\'s awesome dude, throw a telephone at me about it.

Like you\'re really quite shit at trolling, but keep it up diddums, you might shock someone.

Literally speaking kiddo, you really should put down that wooden club of yours and stay away from under that wet sordid bridge of yours

 

[Ennaybur]

olol. ASHTON LUL HE CALLED YOU A TROLL!

 

[Russell.Crowe]

olol. ASHTON LUL HE CALLED YOU A TROLL!

I never said that word

 

[Russell.Crowe]

Lol. What? We drink? You\'re an idiot. )

I clearly know that you kids do binge drink, but in your case Ill pass and see you later in the grave

Russell Crowe\'s a powerful tool.

Physical abuse and anger management

 

[Ennaybur]

icwotyoudidthar

 

[Russell.Crowe]

Kids, you are all better off watching playschool instead of drowning yourself in alcohol and be mllimetres from death

 

[Ennaybur]

haha it's funny because I am now

 

[Russell.Crowe]

haha it\'s funny because I am now

At least sitting there watching play school/electrons being fired at a fluorescent screen 60 times per second for 6 hours has less of a detrimental effect than drinking 6 schooners of bloody beer of any alcoholic beverage

Nonetheless Allah is more responsible than many of the children that roam this earth today

 

[Ennaybur]

yeah... alcohol isn't that good for your body. It's pretty much axiomatic (sup dan).

I can't remember friday night