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[vanbanned]

David Coulthard for his infamous "brickjaws".

 

[Cape]

montoya needs a bigger helmet to store all his coke, barrichello needs a bigger helmet for his fake "world championship trophy", trulli needs a girlie helmet and kimi needs a bigger helmet for translations, soz, had to say something about kimi

btw, skaifes nose doesn't fit into his helmet and neither does his head.

 

[vanbanned]

Trulli is cool.

You're a big Ferrari fan, right? Have you seen that movie about Enzo Ferrari's life?

 

[Cape]

I was reading on an f1 website before how trulli has turned into a girl this season heres the link for the worst of 2004
http://www.planetf1.com/features/off_on_f1/story_17967.shtml

And no, i haven't seen the video of enzos life.

 

[eLmo]

Jarno's not girlie! I love his hair.. but I agree with Schumi's worst dress.. he's so errmm gayish - whats with tight pants and free flowing shirts?

& Juan doesn't have any coke.. so he doesn't need to store anything .. why does everyone always think 'drugs'?.. Kimi's helmet is just fine as it is..

 

[Cape]

Trulli was driving like a girl ... i loved the bit at the end which says bitch ... lol. even i agree that schumacher needs some fashion sense, don't worry elmo, on my wall, i got his worst fashion and u haven't seen anything till u have seen him in lycra shorts montoya is on drugs cause hes from colombia

 

[eLmo]

ahhh Schumi in lycra!.. Lycra should be banned.. is he playing soccer or something? or is this is everyday fashion? .. so now all comlumbians use drugs? Never!

 

[Cape]

he was playing tennis ... argh!!! colombia everyone smokes! second only to amsterdam.

 

[eLmo]

tennis in lycra? haha he's so weird..
Juan does not smoke anything.. you're turning into OJ.. accusing juan of being some sorta drug lord!

 

[Cape]

hehe ... i have some really funny pics of schumacher in funny clothing and that includes him dressing up in a traditional austrian outfit, lol.

Montoya does smoke cause hes colombian. thats why he is the only one in the field that can actually spin the car going down a straight ... not even a minardi driver goes that low.

 

[eLmo]

Oh yes bring back that stupid spinning incident.. it was a mistake.. a bad one.. but still a mistake - probably even looks worse considering he wasn't on drugs..

btw do you know the name of the show that did that whole "Juan win/won.." thing at the Aussie GP? Was it the Pannel? or another show?

 

[Cape]

he did the mistake cause williams sabotagedhis drink ... instead of coke, they put water, juan could no longer concentrate.

It was a media interview for allianz or something similar to that. But i think that the guys who did the whole joke were on channel 7 not too long ago.

 

[eLmo]

^ yeh I bet it was another one of ralf's bright ideas..

Was the show hammish and andy?

 

[Cape]

oi ... leave ralfie boy alone

i think it was hammish and andy.

Hehe, did u read ... bernie lost the court case against the banks

 

[Orange Juice]

i think the show was tony squires...
and cape whats this about bernie and the court case?

someone post pics of schmis dress... i cant imagine a rich bastard like him not having dress sense... he probably has a fashion expert....

 

[braad]

ohh tony squires show, that was fuckin funny....get them all confused...LOL, ahh, funny shit...ohwells...mmm

 

[Orange Juice]

i didnt like the show that much... thought hammish and andy was better...
but those two doofus' that interview people... with their questions.... they ran the show...

 

[braad]

nah, hamish n andy was gay, they're jokes were even lamer than Rove (himself), horrible, horrible stuff...well, not horible jus boring :uhhuh:

 

[Orange Juice]

well i dont reall remember but i only saw the time they went clubbing... tat was great!

 

[eLmo]

I read that court case thing.. but doesn't it mean that now the court case will go ahead earlier instead of what Bernie wanted? In any case I hope he looses..

Here are some Schumi fashion shots: there are probably better ones..

These are just disturbing