The World of Pick-Up Line (2 Viewers)

[Bobness]

hahah

oh your serious

yes... very good call... you have obviosuly improved

Your grammar needs to improve too.

Stop doing your grandma.

And she wasn't too grand, ya ma.

On a totally unrelated note, if your pick up lines work it's not because they're good, it's the person behind it that matters.

Do i really give a crap if say Kristin Kreuk came up to me and said "oh hai nice shoes, wanna f*ck"? No? Sexactly.

 

[martin88]

Your grammar needs to improve too.

Stop doing your grandma.

And she wasn't too grand, ya ma.

On a totally unrelated note, if your pick up lines work it's not because they're good, it's the person behind it that matters.

Do i really give a crap if say Kristin Kreuk came up to me and said "oh hai nice shoes, wanna f*ck"? No? Sexactly.

ahh.... the person who gets anal with grammer... who would've thought

**insert really bad joke about my mother and anal by bobness**

not that im really concerned how my grammer is now that HSC is finished and all.... i tend to think my time would be more enjoyable spent relaxing, and doing other totally non-related things

but hey, whatever's your go... hopefully your astound grammer will help more with the ladies then your one-liners

i wish you luck... merry christmas

 

[maccaman]

not really?

was that your pick up line? i'm sure it'd work when you're at lan AIDSLOL

I should've used a /sarcasm tag.

 

[goosiegoo]

Don't you do general maths?

You reminded me of a delta song.

Ah yes, but i dropped down to general. Much laziness.

A Delta song? That's nice to know..

 

[Davriel]

It's nice to see such mature people having a slanging match like a bunch of pre-puberty kids. Now how about we get back to the subject, okay?

 

[Davriel]

Guy: This party is awesome, don't you think?

Girl: Yep.

Guy: So...want to come back to my place so I can eat your pussy?

 

[Jessica_00]

"hey babe, did you know my UAI was 100?"

 

[2sense]

"i wanna fuck you"
"Wanna hop in my Lamborghini Gellardo"
Just learn from akon.

 

[Davriel]

(As girl leaves)
Guy: Hey, aren't you forgetting something?
Girl: What?
Guy: Me!

Guy: Where you talking to me?
Girl: No.
Guy: Then please start.

 

[grue]

"Don't you need a license to be that ugly?" :rofl:

Err, change the word ugly to beautiful.

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A: Can I have directions?
B: To where?
A: To your heart.
[/FONT]

 

[j2i2z]

hey u like 2 go camping, coz i got a tent in my pants

 

[timlay]

lets go get some bbq and get busy.

 

[waterphaerie]

I quite like (but would never use) the..

Guy: "Excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?"
Girl: "no.."
Guy: "Just enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm Tom "

or even the simple "Do i know you from somewhere?..." - i've used that, but i didnt mean for it to be a pickup line. Worked ok, though

 

[mizanila1]

Do You Like Cheese.....?

nice nice..... how much.

 

[Forbidden.]

My penis is on a drought

 

[KirrynAlane]

"I've shat my pants, can i get in yours?"

Its got the be the worst one ever. lol

 

[jazzmuzik]

the worst one i've heard in real life.

Guy: Hi. Are you into Narcotics?


ok these are hopeless, they may have been said.

Guy: Do you sleep on your stomach
Girl: no
Guy: Can I?

Guy: do you like sultanas
Girl:no
Guy: then how about a date.

Guy: Hey do you like dancing?
Girl: oh yeah!
Guy: Ok well can you go dance while i make a move on your friend.

 

[Bobness]

ok these are hopeless, they may have been said.

Guy: do you like sultanas
Girl:no
Guy: then how about a date.

I reckon that one could work ok. I love the fruit/vegetables pick up lines.

Guy: oh hai do you like mushrooms?

Girl: no

Guy: how about a fun guy?

/lose

Guy: Hey do you like dancing?
Girl: oh yeah!
Guy: Ok well can you go dance while i make a move on your friend.

BAHAHAHAHAHA. Sounds original to me :/

 

[Davriel]

Just how many damn pick-up lines are there? I began this thread as a joke, thinking to get about 10-20 responses......I was definitely wrong.

Guy: Do you have a band-aid?
Girl: Why?
Guy: Because I scraped my knee when I fell for you.

 

[Jessica_00]

My e-Penis is ginormous!