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I'm not sure if this counts in the pick up lines but it was deffienly a pick up attempt:

mind you the guy is in his late 30s / early 40s and i'm not yet 20 - and he is really really really really odd

First time - I was at the bus stop in the city one day going home and this guy was constanly pestering me - i'm tryign to do the slow shuffle away - vague answers trying to avoid any form of contact and he kept on talking to me - got on the bus he sits across from me and blatanly stares at me the whole way to his place - gets off and said good bye see you next time

Next time - (yes the same guy) i was with my housemate going home and his on the bus - he sits a set across and in front of me and i'm starring out the window and he is starring at me - just as he goes to get off he gives me a peice of paper with his email address and tells me to email him sometime - i'm horrified - so i say ah yeah see you later - and he goes "i'm hoping so"
creepy smile....
 

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MissSavage29 said:
I'm not sure if this counts in the pick up lines but it was deffienly a pick up attempt:

mind you the guy is in his late 30s / early 40s and i'm not yet 20 - and he is really really really really odd

First time - I was at the bus stop in the city one day going home and this guy was constanly pestering me - i'm tryign to do the slow shuffle away - vague answers trying to avoid any form of contact and he kept on talking to me - got on the bus he sits across from me and blatanly stares at me the whole way to his place - gets off and said good bye see you next time

Next time - (yes the same guy) i was with my housemate going home and his on the bus - he sits a set across and in front of me and i'm starring out the window and he is starring at me - just as he goes to get off he gives me a peice of paper with his email address and tells me to email him sometime - i'm horrified - so i say ah yeah see you later - and he goes "i'm hoping so"
creepy smile....


LOL desperate times calls for desperate needs or someshit like that.
 

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MissSavage29 said:
I'm not sure if this counts in the pick up lines but it was deffienly a pick up attempt:

mind you the guy is in his late 30s / early 40s and i'm not yet 20 - and he is really really really really odd

First time - I was at the bus stop in the city one day going home and this guy was constanly pestering me - i'm tryign to do the slow shuffle away - vague answers trying to avoid any form of contact and he kept on talking to me - got on the bus he sits across from me and blatanly stares at me the whole way to his place - gets off and said good bye see you next time

Next time - (yes the same guy) i was with my housemate going home and his on the bus - he sits a set across and in front of me and i'm starring out the window and he is starring at me - just as he goes to get off he gives me a peice of paper with his email address and tells me to email him sometime - i'm horrified - so i say ah yeah see you later - and he goes "i'm hoping so"
creepy smile....
So when do you plan on emailing me?
 

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Casmira said:
lost track after you felt me up during the movies, your lucky i didnt charge you :p
i dont think i should name the rest, there are people in this forum who's minds aren't soiled yet
helsie is an account of yours, isnt it casmira?
 

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Having fun people?

"What has 50 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My fly."

"Did you see the 8 tonne penguin? What? I'm just trying to break the ice."
 

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my love for u is like diarrohea....i just cant hold it in!
 

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martin88 said:
i just shit into my pants

can i get into yours?
haha would anyone let? i mean.. you just got shit all over your ass.. yuck..
 

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have warts, and so will you!

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im bigger and better then the titanic....... only 200 went down on the titanic
 

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Nesty said:
haha would anyone let? i mean.. you just got shit all over your ass.. yuck..
yer it doesn't matter, as long as you wipe it off before hand. :)
 

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ok so me and my friends r in bondi and this guy comes up to us and says

"hey girls what you doing i'm just drinking my milk"

seriously
 

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ruthquack said:
ok so me and my friends r in bondi and this guy comes up to us and says

"hey girls what you doing i'm just drinking my milk"

seriously
he was just bored. so what'd u do?
 

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haha he wassnt that bored.. he was full checking us out..

my friend started talking to him and all that and he's like ohh i'm a mummy boy got to look after her and all this stuff .. my friend n him chatted while me and my other friend were walking and laughing.. then i think he got the hint we werent interested and left.. he was UGLY.. if he was hotter..
 

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