The World of Pick-Up Line (1 Viewer)

[RiCkiE]

it was meant to be funny i cant remember where i heard it though...

 

[Davriel]

You: If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
Her: No.
You: Fair enough...wanna have sex.

I actually used that before I realised the double meaning of the pick-up line...good old drunken innocence.

 

[emmadilemma88]

" you've got 264 bones in ur body............... want another?"

this has got to be one of the funniest pick up lines ever used, beats "wanna fuck?"

 

[Sentinel]

What kind of morally bankrupt person are you Davriel, for begining a thread like this. You don't need 'pick-up' lines, you just need to be yourself. Someone like you will only get slapped for these...efforts.

 

[Davriel]

What kind of morally bankrupt person are you Davriel, for begining a thread like this. You don't need 'pick-up' lines, you just need to be yourself. Someone like you will only get slapped for these...efforts.

Let me get this straight......
Are you some sort of moral crusader person? If you are I've only got one thing to say...

"Nice legs, what time do they open?"

 

[RiCkiE]

Most of these pickup lines are for comedic value only...please dont take them seriously

 

[mrzeidan1]

"i bet you couldnt have sex with me!"
"you couldnt fit this in ur mouth! you wouldnt do it!"

 

[Davriel]

My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off you blouse in a public place.

Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?

Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.

Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?

Male: Hey, I don't feel to good. Female: Why? Male: I feel like I have an elephant in my stomach. Female: What? Male: (looking down) I think his truck is already sticking out.

I'm bigger and better than the Titanic..... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic

Hi, I'm foreign. I've got Russian hands and Roman fingers.

Can I borrow 70 cents? (No) Then how about 69. I'm sure you can offer 69.

Hi, I have my own place... well, my own room... in my parents basement... (take that Kermit)

My name is Justin. Justincredible.

 

[upright]

"I need something only you can give me..."

No prizes for guessing what happens next...

 

[Loz#1]

my boyfriend's friend told us this one:

'wanna fuck?'
'no'
'okay, rape it is'

poor taste, but amusing.

 

[azzie]

my boyfriend's friend told us this one:

'wanna fuck?'
'no'
'okay, rape it is'

poor taste, but amusing.

Hahahaha
That's pretty funny, respect.

 

[upright]

my boyfriend's friend told us this one:

'wanna fuck?'
'no'
'okay, rape it is'

poor taste, but amusing.

not cool.

 

[Loz#1]

not cool.

well i said it was poor taste.

 

[almightyBZZZ]

"I swallow."

 

[tlodg]

"do you like fake boobs?"
*answer....yes/no/maybe/whatever/why/what the fuck...etc*

"well u ain't getting any of it"

"why?"

"cuz mine are real"


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[Phoenixs Legacy]

I've been to gay clubs, not tranny ones though. Actually, gay clubs can be quite fun.

And no, I am not gay.

Bullshit!! I know you Davriel, and even my Bisexual friend is scared for you. Seriously, if you don't want people thinking your gay, STOP HUGGING GUYS!!!

 

[Phoenixs Legacy]

What kind of morally bankrupt person are you Davriel, for begining a thread like this. You don't need 'pick-up' lines, you just need to be yourself. Someone like you will only get slapped for these...efforts.

Sure, but heck, its funny while it lasts

Worse still, Telling "The HSC Sucks" that "Davril" likes her was FUCK FUNNY!!! worse than any pickup line you could hear ... she was as white as a ghost

 

[Davriel]

That was cruel Phoenix, it really was...fun though.

Oh yeah, I forgot, JOY TO THE WORLD, for I have finally mastered Sudeki...I know, not relevant to this thread...

 

[Phoenixs Legacy]

Fuck yeah it was fun. It ruined her formal (and i'd do it again).

Worse still, she was expecting (and hoping) that i'd say I liked her.

BWAH HA HA!!!

 

[DsDeMoN]

Its cruel, but i love this one for a great morale breaker

'Baby, you must have fallen from heaven...
*wait for an adoring smile... interest.. whatever*
'Because that would explain your face'

ahhh... its funny on chicks that think they're top-shit as well