Not into politics, but I was unlucky enough to attend school with one of Tony Abbott's daughters, Francis. This is what happened when I met her...
Francis: Hi, you must be Alex. I'm Francis.
Me: Oh, hi!
Francis: Francis Abbott.
*silence*
Francis: My dad's Tony Abbott.
Me: *silence*
Francis: The politician.
Me: *silence*
Francis: He's really famous, I bet your dad would know him.
Me: Oh, maybe.
Francis: Your dad probably wants to be my dad. Everyone loves him.
Me: Oh.
Francis: Is your dad rich like mine? We get to go on holidays for free.
Me: *backing away slowly*
She was so into herself. Eckh.