Whats the point in swallowing? (1 Viewer)

[AntiHyper]

yeah but wouldnt the erm... cleaning fluid contain all the muck? and wouldnt that be going into the girls mouth?

I don't know.. i think it's supposed to leave before that..
btw is that star's name Sirius?

 

[Beckiki_S]

Does it really taste that bad?

no it doesnt. okay some guys taste worse than others... and if they havent ejaculated in ages its pretty funky.

 

[jumb]

If a girl sucks at giving head, you hope it tastes bad.

Also, how much grass have you eaten Beckiki?

 

[bubz :D]

all guys taste different. it can depend on what food they have eaten, or they might just taste like that naturally. garlic/coffee/alcohol/brocolli/milk and other foods can make it taste pretty gross, whilst bananas/pineapple juice and other stuff i can't think of can sweeten it. also, see http://www.semenex.com

and the point of swallowing? you don't leave any mess behind...

 

[thejosiekiller]

im seriously not changing my diet so a girl can like the taste

ill stick to my coffees and beer thank u

pineapple juice?? how many normal guys drink that who r not metreo or full of shit?

 

[Beckiki_S]

If a girl sucks at giving head, you hope it tastes bad.

Also, how much grass have you eaten Beckiki?

Lol, no its more like you can taste the smell.
But also, im sure ive accidentally had grass in my mouth before.

 

[jumb]

im seriously not changing my diet so a girl can like the taste

Yeah ey, cause by the time she actually tastes it, she wouldve fulfilled her purpose.

Beckiki, the grass story sounds like something I'd like to hear.

 

[thejosiekiller]

random quote time!

A woman and her boyfriend are out for New Years having a few drinks. While they're sitting there having a good time together she starts talking about this really great new drink.

The more she talks about it the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one.

After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The bartender
brings the drink and puts the following on the bar -- a salt shaker, a shot of Baileys and a shot of lime juice. The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains.

First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice."

So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He puts the salt on his tongue -- salty but OK. He drinks the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant.

He thinks - this is OK.

Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it . in one second the
sharp lime taste hits... at two seconds the Baileys curdles... at
three seconds the salty curdled bitter taste hits. This triggers his gag reflex
but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now nasty drink.

When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend.

She smiles widely at him and says, "So, how did you like it? It's
called
'Blow Job's Revenge.'"


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probably ruined because you probably saw it coming since it's in this thread, but I tend to copy and paste crap i get in my email.

i thought it was going to end with the bartender being gay and giving the guy a sly smile laughing his ass off with his gays pals

 

[Jago]

yeah i thought the drink would've contained semen or something...

anyway, i like pineapple juice so i wouldn't mind drinking some for her sake

 

[thejosiekiller]

yeah i thought the drink would've contained semen or something...

anyway, i like pineapple juice so i wouldn't mind drinking some for her sake

???ah i hate the taste of banana/pineapple juice

as juices they suck.lol

the only good juices r apple and orange

 

[jumb]

I drink pineapple (+ orang) juice all the time. It rocks my world. Either way though, I've always assumed my semen was somewhat similar to liquid gold.

Except I haven't tried selling it... yet.

 

[Beckiki_S]

Yeah ey, cause by the time she actually tastes it, she wouldve fulfilled her purpose.

Beckiki, the grass story sounds like something I'd like to hear.

There are a few possibilities...

- We used to play a game called skirmish at school where basically it was like wrestling and all you did was tackle people to the ground in the field and lift people up and throw them around. So if im tackled to the ground and i have two rugby boys on top of me then its like mmm... grassmouth.

- When you put on a woolen jumper that has been on the ground inside out sometimes you get grass remnants in your mouth.

- When you're younger and you're eating something and it falls on the ground and you go "SEVEN SECOND RULE" and eat it then its a little grainier and grassier than usual.

- When you're hanging out in the back fields at school and some yokel puts a long stalk in their mouth and you're all like, hey why not (peer pressure is a terrible thing) and you too put a long stalk of grass in your mouth.

- Oh yes, and when youre giving head and the guy comes and tastes like grass.

 

[thejosiekiller]

lol beckiki u crack me up, buttercup god i miss those ads

 

[alessandra]

Does it really taste that bad?

it's not bad...

 

[Arvin Sloane]

I drink pineapple (+ orang) juice all the time. It rocks my world. Either way though, I've always assumed my semen was somewhat similar to liquid gold.

Except I haven't tried selling it... yet.

I've got buyers lined up! Why, mmm_sofay is down alone for 15 litres. And honestly, I don't blame her.

 

[raven1]

all right super,

Thanks for all your responses. Ive learned a lot.

 

[boasboy]

so um.. what does our precious liquid gld really taste like? ? does it have a distinct taste to it ? ~ ( i dont wnana kno... )

 

[MuffinMan]

err...unless ur female and actually possess female gentialia u wont want to know

 

[ur_inner_child]

so much funny stuff just got deleted.

 

[disco inferno]

i swallow............and i'm male! LMAO