Which Uni Has The Hottest Girls??? (1 Viewer)

[mitchy_boy]

Absolute worst, their accent gives me a derection

+ you have no fucking clue what they're saying half the time

 

[Shadowdude]

Smile and nod.

 

[effylove]

"my mum died last night and I'm really sad"

*smiles and nods*

 

[Shadowdude]

We're playing percentages. If an international student is talking to you, chances are - they won't be talking about that.

It's not a foolproof plan - but it's gotten me through one and a bit years of uni.

 

[effylove]

why are you taking what i said seriously man
and then dissecting it
and bringing maths into it
why

 

[Shadowdude]

because i'm doing maffs homework


I was reading this church bulletin thing and I read 'sin', and I'm like: "Why is the sine function in this... oh wait. oops".

 

[soloooooo]

Which Church do you go to?

 

[Shadowdude]

it's a secret.

 

[Gangstar1]

no. for hot chicks of any race go to usyd.

ohk got it

 

[twistedrebel]

there are hot chicks at unsw you just gotta unlock it.

First you arrive at uni and you will notice their isnt many hot girls.
If you are manly enough, you will one evening, when you are alone in a lab be approached by a man wearing a hoodie. he will say the following word "You have been selected for the unlock hot girls at unsw quest"
if you proceed with yes he will give a a quest to do
the quest will first involve getting a blood of a virigin and putting in a bottle.
Then you will need to go to usyd and break a 30cm x 15cm brick from their quad and bring it with you.
then you will need to go to UWS and grab the hairs off a wog
Once you have collected all these items, wait for the hooded man to apporach you again. If he deems your items are fit you can proceed to the next stage.
There is wave of underground tunnels at unsw (UNSW was an old army base in WW2) you will need to find a way into these tunnels. Once you are in these tunnels head westwards until you reach a door
put all these things in front of the door, it should open and you will be in the middle of randwick racecourse.

Now if you are enrolled in a Engineering discipline wait, until you start 2 year uni.
Now you will see hot girls everywhere comparable to usyd

(what really happened is your standards just dropped and being a engineer anything will do )

 

[Kiraken]

how does this hooded man select u for the quest. does he rape u or is there a level cap?

 

[ladiesman217_]

there are hot chicks at unsw you just gotta unlock it.

First you arrive at uni and you will notice their isnt many hot girls.
If you are manly enough, you will one evening, when you are alone in a lab be approached by a man wearing a hoodie. he will say the following word "You have been selected for the unlock hot girls at unsw quest"
if you proceed with yes he will give a a quest to do
the quest will first involve getting a blood of a virigin and putting in a bottle.
Then you will need to go to usyd and break a 30cm x 15cm brick from their quad and bring it with you.
then you will need to go to UWS and grab the hairs off a wog
Once you have collected all these items, wait for the hooded man to apporach you again. If he deems your items are fit you can proceed to the next stage.
There is wave of underground tunnels at unsw (UNSW was an old army base in WW2) you will need to find a way into these tunnels. Once you are in these tunnels head westwards until you reach a door
put all these things in front of the door, it should open and you will be in the middle of randwick racecourse.

Now if you are enrolled in a Engineering discipline wait, until you start 2 year uni.
Now you will see hot girls everywhere comparable to usyd

(what really happened is your standards just dropped and being a engineer anything will do )

sounds like a shit game

 

[twistedrebel]

how does this hooded man select u for the quest. does he rape u or is there a level cap?

That only he hooded man knows.

 

[Gangstar1]

there are hot chicks at unsw you just gotta unlock it.

First you arrive at uni and you will notice their isnt many hot girls.
If you are manly enough, you will one evening, when you are alone in a lab be approached by a man wearing a hoodie. he will say the following word "You have been selected for the unlock hot girls at unsw quest"
if you proceed with yes he will give a a quest to do
the quest will first involve getting a blood of a virigin and putting in a bottle.
Then you will need to go to usyd and break a 30cm x 15cm brick from their quad and bring it with you.
then you will need to go to UWS and grab the hairs off a wog
Once you have collected all these items, wait for the hooded man to apporach you again. If he deems your items are fit you can proceed to the next stage.
There is wave of underground tunnels at unsw (UNSW was an old army base in WW2) you will need to find a way into these tunnels. Once you are in these tunnels head westwards until you reach a door
put all these things in front of the door, it should open and you will be in the middle of randwick racecourse.

Now if you are enrolled in a Engineering discipline wait, until you start 2 year uni.
Now you will see hot girls everywhere comparable to usyd

(what really happened is your standards just dropped and being a engineer anything will do )

LMAO that was the most random-est story I ever read could work though >.>

 

[halapenyo]

there are hot chicks at unsw you just gotta unlock it.

First you arrive at uni and you will notice their isnt many hot girls.
If you are manly enough, you will one evening, when you are alone in a lab be approached by a man wearing a hoodie. he will say the following word "You have been selected for the unlock hot girls at unsw quest"
if you proceed with yes he will give a a quest to do
the quest will first involve getting a blood of a virigin and putting in a bottle.
Then you will need to go to usyd and break a 30cm x 15cm brick from their quad and bring it with you.
then you will need to go to UWS and grab the hairs off a wog
Once you have collected all these items, wait for the hooded man to apporach you again. If he deems your items are fit you can proceed to the next stage.
There is wave of underground tunnels at unsw (UNSW was an old army base in WW2) you will need to find a way into these tunnels. Once you are in these tunnels head westwards until you reach a door
put all these things in front of the door, it should open and you will be in the middle of randwick racecourse.

Now if you are enrolled in a Engineering discipline wait, until you start 2 year uni.
Now you will see hot girls everywhere comparable to usyd

(what really happened is your standards just dropped and being a engineer anything will do )

seems legit

 

[soloooooo]

UCLA

 

[Rixon]

azn gurls everywhere

UCLA

 

[Chayum]

UCLA

brb moving to california

 

[krnofdrg]

Probably USYD.

 

[Twinkie_Me]

I'm so going to USYD.