Make your own pick-up lines! (1 Viewer)

[annagurl]

i'm not feeling myself today... Can i feel you?

 

[Shadowdude]

man...uni is like the biggest pick up joint lol. Its actually quite funny what you hear during the day. My mate from uni goes to me, if you're cold I could sit on your lap and warm you up....I was just like wtf lol.
When youre in class, people stare at you and smile, when youre walking from class, guys just talk to you and vice versa. Its pretty cool but kinda weird lol....i never got this much attention in high school. When I try to make a move...(which I hardly ever do), I just get nervous and start doing really dodgy accents, being the freak that I am lmao.
@annagirl.. that post made me laugh

Wait... people pick each other up at uni now?

wat.

 

[annagurl]

If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call a Fine Print.

My personal favourite :3

 

[Taketheatrain]

man...uni is like the biggest pick up joint lol. Its actually quite funny what you hear during the day. My mate from uni goes to me, if you're cold I could sit on your lap and warm you up....I was just like wtf lol.
When youre in class, people stare at you and smile, when youre walking from class, guys just talk to you and vice versa. Its pretty cool but kinda weird lol....i never got this much attention in high school. When I try to make a move...(which I hardly ever do), I just get nervous and start doing really dodgy accents, being the freak that I am lmao.
@annagirl.. that post made me laugh

Yar, uni is full of horndogs :3

 

[b33g_boss]

whats your number cucumber?

wanna root beetroot?

^lame and corny lol.

 

[annagurl]

If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes

Nerd pick up line :3

 

[muhahahahahaha]

lmao...that is so nerdy yet so ingenius!!! got any more of those pick up lines??

 

[muhahahahahaha]

@shadowdude....yes, yes they do. It's a sad fact but completely true
It is kind of funny though to see how people try to attract the opposite sex imo. I just lol @ the situation most of the time when it comes to me.

 

[Shadowdude]

@shadowdude....yes, yes they do. It's a sad fact but completely true
It is kind of funny though to see how people try to attract the opposite sex imo. I just lol @ the situation most of the time when it comes to me.

I've only seen one attempt at such a thing, and it was at SCIF camp... it was like "Okay, you're drunk and hitting on this girl who I'm standing next to - I'm going to leave this area..."

 

[annagurl]

lmao...that is so nerdy yet so ingenius!!! Got any more of those pick up lines??

is this the matrix? Cause i think you're the one.

i bet you $20 you're going to turn me down

;d

 

[jumb]

;d

Love the first one, hate the second.

 

[annagurl]

Love the first one, hate the second.

Oh, come on! The second one is foolproof!

 

[jumb]

Oh, come on! The second one is foolproof!

Self-deprecatory humour is not good for picking up.

 

[Absolutezero]

Self-deprecatory humour is not good for picking up.

This is true.

 

[muhahahahahaha]

@shadowdude...omg drunk people trying to pick up chicks....umm yeah how did that work out for the guy??
@annagurl..I agree with jumb...the first one was cute, but i wouldnt particularly use the second one

 

[Shadowdude]

Uhh, I'm not sure - but I think he was quite unsuccessful.

 

[annagurl]

I'm not sure if this has already been posted, but:

Hi, i'm *insert name here*, but you can call me tonight ;]

 

[MysteryGenius]

Internet Trolls Pick Up Girls - Get Her Number

 

[BlueTomato]

Me : as you an astronaut?
Her : No , why?
Me : cause your ass is out of this world.

Another one wud be : hey i heard your left thigh is easters and ur right thigh is christmas , can i come visit u in between the holidays?

 

[ZombieApocalypse]

bby, if I were sodium, and you were water, we'd be a big bang ;D