the best way to ask a girl out and not be awkward if you get rejected. (4 Viewers)

[MysteryGenius]

oh my god

 

[Arcorn]

oh my god

That's what she said.

 

[Taketheatrain]

My god

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They just haven't found the right way to proposition shadowdude for sex yet so they're beating around the bush.




Shadowdude, pls get a clue or else they will gang rape you at uni. Thanks.

 

[Shadowdude]

Someone should help shadowdude shop. He needs a new look. Oh gawd, ditch the asian hair. It is the worst thing evar. Do you have a mushroom cut? If so... you have no chance of getting girlfriend. NO chance.

I meant Asian hair like... Goku in Dragon Ball Z. Not mushroom cut. When I say "Asian hair" - I mean... hair that is long enough that it can be morphed into many styles but still be short enough to not be girl-ish.

Shadow you're pathetic. A girl I knew was up for the weekend. Met up with her for like an hour and a half. Made out with her, then got bitten by ants. Fucking cunts bit me through my socks.

Also, Sino obviously doesn't have a penis, hence he is a girl.

So I'm pathetic... because I didn't make out with a girl or...?

And I think you're confusing sino with Andrew Quah. But negligible does not mean none, you know.

Tips to improve your look:

1. Have decent genes
2. Not have a shit-tier body
3. Get a hairstyle like those people in movies or music videos. They are clearly doing something you're not.
4. Not buy clothes from Target.

In. That. Fucking. Order.

How am I to check my genes?

I'm 17... So, it was longer ago than that.
I didn't say that you were gay. I said that you couldn't make a girl like you because if you could you would be gay because you're a virgin.

Depends on your definition of "fathering a child". Sure you know the physical act of what to do to produce a child, but to actually father a child and care for a child is different.
My friend wears clothes from target and still picks up... but he's black.

So then, if I made a girl like me - because I'm a virgin - I'd be gay? So what were you in the period of time before you had sex with the mother of your child? I assume you lost your virginity then.

My god

WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE STILL TALKING ABOUT THIS FOR FUCK'S SAKE SJESPJCAOBDVA'OIDSHG 'AOIH4;8QGHAF;ERUWBFP;9EW478GFP 9QW47FG8WEBVPSIDUVBSGF P;W98GFA9WEYBV 9RE87 [g89rv7p9wgfb;EOUBG:U

I blame sinophile's departure.

don't forget the cucumber in your underpants, always helps

wat.

 

[Shadowdude]

They just haven't found the right way to proposition shadowdude for sex yet so they're beating around the bush.




Shadowdude, pls get a clue or else they will gang rape you at uni. Thanks.

Who is they? And clue of...?

 

[Riproot]

They just haven't found the right way to proposition shadowdude for sex yet so they're beating around the bush.

Fuck... I can't believe you saw passed my facade.

 

[Taketheatrain]

^ There you go shadowdude. I bet he typed that with his boner.

 

[Riproot]

So then, if I made a girl like me - because I'm a virgin - I'd be gay? So what were you in the period of time before you had sex with the mother of your child? I assume you lost your virginity then.

I wasn't a virgin before that.
And when I was a virgin the reason was because I was prepubescent.

 

[Cianyx]

How am I to check my genes?

Being ugly is a good sign that you've got shity genes

 

[Arcorn]

Shadow, you've never made out with a girl. I've made out with 8, 7 of which have been in the past 12 months.

But you're pathetic for not getting bitten by ants.

 

[Cianyx]

oh fuck it i give up.

best way to ask a girl out, is by asking yourself 'what would shadowdude do?' and do the exact opposite

 

[Shadowdude]

^ There you go shadowdude. I bet he typed that with his boner.

But if we take this:

I wasn't a virgin before that.
And when I was a virgin the reason was because I was prepubescent.

Riproot doesn't like to apply the rules he does to me - because if he did - he'd have to label himself gay. And we wouldn't want that now, would we?

 

[Shadowdude]

Being ugly is a good sign that you've got shity genes

Hmm, so that means I have great genes then =P

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Shadow, you've never made out with a girl. I've made out with 8, 7 of which have been in the past 12 months.

But you're pathetic for not getting bitten by ants.

Yeah, I know I haven't made out with a girl.

And oh okay. So I suppose 99% of this forum is also pathetic because of that reason?

 

[Arcorn]

Hmm, so that means I have great genes then =P

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Yeah, I know I haven't made out with a girl.

And oh okay. So I suppose 99% of this forum is also pathetic because of that reason?

If they haven't made out with someone, then yes.

 

[Riproot]

best way to ask a girl out, is by asking yourself 'what would shadowdude do?' and do the exact opposite

This.

Riproot doesn't like to apply the rules he does to me - because if he did - he'd have to label himself gay. And we wouldn't want that now, would we?

The same rules apply unless you're prepubescent.
I couldn't give a fuck if someone called me gay or thought I was gay, I'm fucking bisexual ffs.

 

[Shadowdude]

This.
The same rules apply unless you're prepubescent.
I couldn't give a fuck if someone called me gay or thought I was gay, I'm fucking bisexual ffs.

Right... well, I'm just hearing all these arbitrary rules that aren't making a lot of sense.

 

[Phoenix Fury]

How does such a dumb thread manage to deteriorate to such a remarkable degree?

 

[Arcorn]

Because Shadow some how made something very simple complicated.

 

[MysteryGenius]

This thread needs to die in a pit of fire, then it should be brought back to life so I can beat it to death with a shovel.

 

[Lolsmith]

Because Shadow some how made something very simple complicated.

If you just ignored him so many threads would just die without being ten times more shit than they originally had to be