Yes you are getting the right idea and they do talk fast. The only thing is that they are saying 'Carla Bruni' instead of 'calebonie'.
After watching it a few times I finally think I got the idea. Continuing from your last paragraph the lady then says to the President that she got the CD from a friend who got it for the lady's daughter. He then goes on to explain to the woman 'yes madame, everyone is like you, 99 Euro cents by 99 Euro cents, how do you expect the artist to buy a Rolex with that kind of money' 'I'm sorry' 'Yeah, well we caught you red-handed. Alright, lock her up' the titles then come up and finally 'You look, I was going to buy it anyway' 'Yeah, well why did you just buy two tracks instead of the whole ablum. She doesn't sing good enough my wife?' and finish.
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Les Guignols de l'info is a great show; in the ranks of 'Summer Heights High'. Watch some videos of it on youtube if you have the time.