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I'm pretty against cirumcision unless it's for a good medical reason (ie. a proper case of phimosis, where the foreskin cannot retract because it's too tight). I'd have to concede and say a cut penis definetly looks much better when it's soft, but penii should never be looked at soft, that's way...

Maybe you posted the wrong PDF? All that shows, in picture form, is me receiving a mock board of studies SMS on a heaps ugly phone. Says nothing about what the bands or marks mean.

Thankyou muchly Glitter.

I'm just going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you didn't read my post at all. I get those bits, just need some help with the band and marks in relation to extension subjects and such. Thanks though.

Alright so bright and eary tomorrow morning we get our result sms' if you're signed up. I don't really konw what they mean though, the UAI is nice and simple, but these results have a whole bunch of numbers. I've get the letter and can understand how to take it from SMS shorthand to the...

I do my nails, filing and all that jazz, before i see my girlfriend. Two reasons, it looks better, and it's not going to cut or irritate anywhere, you know, sensitive. Otherwise they used to just get shit long and dirty, but that made guitar a little easier.

Do you own an iPod? Or wear a little rubber wrist band thing that isn't yellow and doesn't say Livestrong? If you answered yes to either of those above question then read "The DaVinci Code", the single most brilliant, insightful and well written novel in the history of man... nay, in the...

See the angle of entry there? Ploughs straight into your g-er baby. See the angle into the vagina? Ploughs straight into a whole lot of nothing unless you have a curved penis in which case you can get some big G action happening. Yes you can achieve anal g-spot stimulation with fingers too...

Yeah I can vouch for that. Never, ever, ever masterbated laying down since that tragic day. I make sure to turn my head nowadays if i'm getting hand.

Because I don't need a high UAI to make me feel adequate about my own genius. Truly must suck to be someone who values their UAI as much as you do. I'm not saying there is a deeper meaning in the course, i'm saying the course structure, syllabus and marking history should not have such a...

If your intention while writing your major work was to achieve a high UAI and be accepted into the Young Writers Showcase then I seriously think that to be a very fucked up approach to 4unit english.

The present part could be performing it as a totally selfless act with no intention of recieving afterwards and a healthy-big-swallowing-gulp at the end ;) But where's the fun if you don't get to return the favour? Ok, so maybe it was a poorly thought out present... Perhaps giving him...

Eh, I think the Showcase is bullshit. They should rename it as follows - "Cliched Post-Modernism: A Showcase of Young Writers who change font-size and typeface, as well as those who use onomatopoeia and just generally make grabs at easy marks under the guise of 'originality' through the...

I can, my pronounciation is pretty kick ass too. Chauvanistic would be me saying that she should sell her pony and use the money to buy him a car for Christmas, and then as his present to her he should force her to suck his cock and then blow his load all over her eyes. That would be...

I stall a fair bit whenever I go driving without shoes and forget to move my seat forward. And it's definetly a good idea to use the handbrake for hillstarts. Otherwise you're putting unneccesary wear on your clutch. It's especially a good habit to have in the wet otherwise you'll set there...

That is probably the best present you could give him.

Nooo, but but highschools so boooooring though. Same with the HSC. My girlfriend was the only thing keeping me sane during exams... and stress free ;)

I'm not all that fussed. My girlfriends "skinny"ish, not like skin and bone or anything, but slim, and I like that, but then again I wouldn't mind if she was a bit bigger. I don't find excessively thin girls attractive, nor do I find overweight/obese girls attractive. So supermodels get a...

Reach between your legs, if there does happen to be a penis there give it a good hard punching because it's not working. Ok, jokes aside, if your sex drive is that low then there is something wrong with you, an underlying problem that you might not realise you have. Is there anything...

No, it's not, question 2 is A. And yes, there was sarcasm, you're just a fucktard.