And, after some months, im here to report my findings again...
Mainly...My Biology teacher. she's awesome.
She always tells us inappropriate stories of her travels overseas and such.
In particular, the time she went to some third world country and drank some water from her guide's drink bottle [the guy was from the country and was used to the pathogens in the water. She wasn't.]. Anyway...after the tour her and her husband got on a bus...a very crowded bus.
She then proceeded to be sick...and not just vomit sick... >.>;'
Her words, i recall were "Luckily I was wearing a skirt" And then went into graphic detail about a certain bucket and her...on the bus...with all the people.... Here i recall her words to be "I was shitting through the eye of a needle that day."
....Mmm...
The entire class also now knows that her husband and son are not circumsised.
She was telling us about an earthquake that happened one night, and snuck in the story "I woke up and the bed was rocking...and it wasn't because of Mark this time.." [Mark being her husband].
She also refers to ADH [Anti-dieuretic Hormone] as the "Anti pissing hormone".
She's by far my favourite teacher. Lol.
Also, my english teacher had another good one the other week.
She was talking about her year nine class, who are like...horrible.
And she said:
"...you know...Year nine are like....a bunch of....eagles....you know?...you know..? I just.....had a book...." [starts looking for book].
So yeah. HSC.