Best+Worst of Teacher Quotes and Habits (5 Viewers)

[sonyaleeisapixi]

day before my 18th

'so, sonya. getting on the piss?'

 

[rubificticious]

ha. one of the deputies at school assembly (who has a bad habit of pausing every few words) announced that "mr ------ is desperate for a year 11 girl". HA. even the teachers laughed at that one. if the deputy talked normally it wouldnt have been a problem.

how so?
i don't exactly get why if he talked normally it wouldn't be a problem.

 

[.x.Cookie.x.]

Haha - Not really a teacher quote.
But the other day we were mucking around with the VC and running out of the room. And some teacher from another school has yelled out "Clarinda is that you".

 

[Justina]

lol, i <3 this thread =]

anywho, i remember in year 10 or something we were doing one of those UNSW Competitions, and some of the guys started talking, so the teacher was all like "shh, don't talk...whisper!" lol, and he was dead serious - was funny.

There was that time we were learning about sexual reproduction in science and i was like "Sir, can we do an experiment? oh right...crap...i forgot" *dies of embarrassment* haha

Oh and my maths teacher is a nutter - so funny. He keeps pulling out this plastic baseball bat and goes "it's multifunctional!", or pulls out a scissors and goes to the guys: "i'll cut something". Or when one of the girls was telling the guy next to her to "keep going" and the teacher goes "no 'keep going' now, say 'keep going' to your future husband" hehe, and he's got this heavy accent - gold.
Or this other time, we where talking about school ties and we where talking about those floppy bow tie-ish ones and he's like 'You know why some schools have zis? To point at za boobs- they forget where they are' - which was quite disturbing >.< lol

He cracks us up every lesson - i just can't remember any of his funnier quote atm

 

[Justina]

haha i know - and sometimes he goes "i'll cut something......that's assuming there is anything to begin with" haha

 

[Twilight25]

It was HILARIOUS at the time but here it goes:

Teacher: (talking about something) "We should have a Great mass-debate with all the girls and see who would win!

Student: umm what sir? masturbate?

Teacher: (hangs head in shame) No, a Mass-debate

Student: laughs like no tomorrow with other girls and asks him again. "A what sir?"

Teacher: Screw you all



hahaha. Gotta love teachers

 

[Jess007]

haha i love this thread! okay this happened in geography a few days ago...
teacher: is melbourne south or north of sydney? ( i know easy question)

student: Umm north? yeh cause brisbane is south ( he was kidding, i hope)

teacher: ah its actually south, i think you'll need to get an SGP ( senior geograhpy project)

all of us just cracked up and were like ' uhh...did we hear right?' then we were just making fun of him....obviously he meant a GPS but yeh, funny moment... also yesterday in the middle of him talking he stops and goes

' sorry ive got a hair in my mouth' so he opens his mouth sticks out his tongue all the way out and then continues to stick his fingers down his throat lol...

geography is great. we ( 16 students) have a book called ' the top 20' and its just of funny things that happen in geography, weve fulled it up, pretty sure we'll need to get it to be called the toop 100.

yeh geography is the funniest subject

 

[Aplus]

At the start of Advanced English when the class were waiting for the teacher. The door was locked but one of the windows was half open.

Teacher: "Breaking into that room... someone's desperate for an education."

 

[lionking1191]

this was during assembly

deputy: (annoyed at chit-chatter in the hall) see, everytime i stand up here there's an idiot talking.

(whole school in uproar)

deputy: see what i mean??

 

[fernando]

^ hahaha

 

[loz8888]

i remember at my year 6 graduation, it was sort of like a hawain theme...anywway at the end of her speech one of the mums was handing out the hawain lays and she said 'now, lets all get laid'

 

[WannaBang?]

Funniest quote of all time was from a science teacher (pretty hot one at that):
Teacher: "We're staying back for 2 minutes to make up for the lost time"
Me: "Come on Miss, don't worry about it, it's only 2 minutes, let us go"
Teacher: "Don't come (cum) on me!"

LOOLL!! CLASSIC!

Also, english teacher when the class was being a bit loud:
"I've had some of you!"

HAHA!

 

[WannaBang?]

Legal Studies teacher: "So, what was the war that came BEFORE World War II?"

Me: "World War I?"

 

[over9k]

worst habits?
being fucking bludgers + going on leaves during yr 12.

 

[kthxbambi]

Yr.7 Tech Drawing we had an Indian teacher

Student: *kicks a table, causing BIG ECHOING BOOM*
Teacher: *jumps back against the board* WHAT WAS DAT?? I TORT IT WAS A BOMB!

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Deputy Prin. in assembly: Get out, i don't like your face

 

[jessyy]

haha our indian maths teacher is a hood.

Student: oh this is friggen gay!
teacher: it is not friggen gay! you are friggen gay!!
(in his indian accent)

 

[danielle69]

we had business studies one day and the teacher said so what is history about and A YEAR 12 STUDENT goes umm.. geography (blonde moment)!!!
omg so funni

 

[Aplus]

Funniest quote of all time was from a science teacher (pretty hot one at that):
Teacher: "We're staying back for 2 minutes to make up for the lost time"
Me: "Come on Miss, don't worry about it, it's only 2 minutes, let us go"
Teacher: "Don't come (cum) on me!"

LOL...

 

[sonyaleeisapixi]

one of our maths teachers who i wont specify
got a visit from our school captains who he mentors
after getting drunk at a state of origin party.
he then poured them port, being rather intoxicated himself
and our school captains went at it on his lounge.

i fucking lolled.

=D

 

[sonyaleeisapixi]

the humour wasnt so much in the intoxication as in the circumstance and the people it involved.
=]