So my maths teacher came up with this proof....
women=time X money
time is money.
women=money squared
money is the root of all evil
money=root evil
money squared=evil
women=evil.
then there's economics teacher from last year....who used to own a pub...and he said," I wasn't a rascist, I just didn't hire aborigines."
then there's my latin teacher this year, whose a strange strange guy, but absolutely hilarious.
Ask him anything about his life, and he goes, "no comment." Then follows it up with the same line every time,"I assure you gentlemen, the latin texts you are studying are infinitely more interesting than my humdrum existence."
And when we get food for end of term celebration/good exam results, he calls them, "latin pizza orgies" and "latin kfc banquets."
ahh...so many memories.