Haha I was sitting with a teacher and a year 11 student the other day...
Student: I get my P's soon, sir!
Teacher: *something about staying off of the roads*
Student: I'm a good driver.
Teacher: Yeah, well now you can go visit your friend in Bundanoon, hey
Student: ...what?
Teacher: You know. What'd your friend call him? Your... BED BUDDY
The phone always rings in Food Tech and I always ask if I can answer it and the teacher always says no...
Then one time the five of us (students) were cooking at lunch time and the teacher was in the staffroom and the phone started ringing and I was like "SHIT YES" and I wanted to answer it but I didn't wanna get in trouble, so another student answered it and then on the other end was our teacher, who said "I thought Kara would have answered it. How's the cooking going?"
Yeah, probably more of a "had to be there" thing... it was really funny to us.
English teacher: I did this essay once. It was really good. Well, I thought so anyway. Then I handed it in for marking... the nun gave me 2 out of 20... I was devastated.
Same teacher ^: Men who are married live longer than men who are not. But an interesting fact is that women who are married don't live as long. ...Actually, I may have made that up."
Maths teacher: Work out the perimeter of this shape.
Student#1: I'm gonna work out the perimeter of your face.
Student#2: I'm gonna work out the perimeter of your mum.
Teacher: Awww, that's so cute.
EDIT: They're actually probably ALL more "had to be there" things.
Student: I get my P's soon, sir!
Teacher: *something about staying off of the roads*
Student: I'm a good driver.
Teacher: Yeah, well now you can go visit your friend in Bundanoon, hey
Student: ...what?
Teacher: You know. What'd your friend call him? Your... BED BUDDY
The phone always rings in Food Tech and I always ask if I can answer it and the teacher always says no...
Then one time the five of us (students) were cooking at lunch time and the teacher was in the staffroom and the phone started ringing and I was like "SHIT YES" and I wanted to answer it but I didn't wanna get in trouble, so another student answered it and then on the other end was our teacher, who said "I thought Kara would have answered it. How's the cooking going?"
Yeah, probably more of a "had to be there" thing... it was really funny to us.
English teacher: I did this essay once. It was really good. Well, I thought so anyway. Then I handed it in for marking... the nun gave me 2 out of 20... I was devastated.
Same teacher ^: Men who are married live longer than men who are not. But an interesting fact is that women who are married don't live as long. ...Actually, I may have made that up."
Maths teacher: Work out the perimeter of this shape.
Student#1: I'm gonna work out the perimeter of your face.
Student#2: I'm gonna work out the perimeter of your mum.
Teacher: Awww, that's so cute.
EDIT: They're actually probably ALL more "had to be there" things.
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