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Teacher(spez): Turn to the last topic of the textbook.
*turns and sees the topic called 'space rocks'
Student: Why should I?
Teacher(spez): You never know it might just rock your world.
oh god thats so lame i had to laugh haha:rofl:
 

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From a Physics Teacher:

He was explaining of answers being up on moodle...

So just in case you wake up at 3am and have a sudden urge to do some physics, you know you'll have the answers with you because Moodle is 24/7

so dry... lol
 

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From a Physics Teacher:

He was explaining of answers being up on moodle...

So just in case you wake up at 3am and have a sudden urge to do some physics, you know you'll have the answers with you because Moodle is 24/7

so dry... lol
drrryyy; moodle is slow as shit.
 
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Chem Teacher: (to kid) Hurry up and do your work!
Kid: I'm done!
Teacher: Jeez, if he's done, everyone should be done, so lets go through the answers!
:p :rofl:

Same teacher, while making esters recently:
Teacher: Ok, i think we did well with all the esters, and i'm glad they're all different because we can compare them.. except for *kid*'s group, who thought it would be smart to just heat ethanol for 20 minutes *:mad1: face but smiling*
*class laughs*

haha she's awesome :)

Last year's bio teacher
*doing experiment with m&m's*
*most of class eating them all*
Teacher: *lamely* don't eat them.. i dropped them on the floor in my bathroom
*Me and my friend burst into laughter and think why would he have them in his bathroom open?* lol

Year 9/10, Maths:
me and my 2 friends were sitting in a row of 3 and one drew smiley faces on a scrap bit of paper and gave it to her [like =)] and she went "how the hell am i meant to know what c equals?!" We didn't let her live it down for ages, coz she's really smart but she made that blonde mistake :p

You kinda had to be there for all of them but they are gold <3. :D
 

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my maths teacher tries (and fails) to chuck the chalk in the bin after a vigorous proof on the board
'oh no, it touched the asymptote!'
 

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"Make sure brain is in gear before mouth operates."

An old history teacher said that to the class just about every lesson.
 

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Mrs Johnson, HAHS HSIE teacher:
"Okelly of the dokelly, let's mark the roll. Let's see... 10O for 'orrible."
Substitute "10O for 'orrible" for "10N for nutty/naughty", "10R for racket", etc.
 

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well we did have one math teacher that got fired after this occasion wich was sad but still

we had a school lock down because there was somthing happenning within the school the bells rang and all teachers were sposed to lcok their classrooms ns tuff
1 math teacher opened his doors and told his class to go to recess
 

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Deputy Headmaster comes to the podium in Assembly for a pep talk:

It is crucially important that students exercise self control in and out of school
i know it is tempting to msn each other and go and go on MyFace as soon as you get home....

LMAO

Headmaster steps up to the podium for pep talk:

Over the holidays i watched a special program...So every night id get up at 3AM to watch it, Can anyone guess what i was doing at 3AM?
Entire crowd: masturbating?
 

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In our legal class all we used to do was talk !! and after like the 2nd wk the teacher just started giving out handouts , one day he got out a seat nd came to sit with the girls in the corner chatting girls gossip and he said in his accent "if you can't beat them, join them" .. was hilarious at the timeee .. =D
 

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Deputy Headmaster comes to the podium in Assembly for a pep talk:

It is crucially important that students exercise self control in and out of school
i know it is tempting to msn each other and go and go on MyFace as soon as you get home....

LMAO

Headmaster steps up to the podium for pep talk:

Over the holidays i watched a special program...So every night id get up at 3AM to watch it, Can anyone guess what i was doing at 3AM?
Entire crowd: masturbating?
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

LOL i'm reading this in the library at school, and I just pissed myself laughing and everyone stared but it was SO worth it!
 

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Deputy Headmaster comes to the podium in Assembly for a pep talk:

It is crucially important that students exercise self control in and out of school
i know it is tempting to msn each other and go and go on MyFace as soon as you get home....

LMAO

Once my teacher went on quite an impressive rant about being safe on the internet and someone said that she didn't know what she was talking about, so she yelled very loudly "I know exactly what MyFace and Spacebook are, even idiots know that!"

We never let her forget it.
 
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One of my teachers used to always rub her...ehrm...on the corner of desks and expect no one to notice.
 

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One of my teachers used to always rub her...ehrm...on the corner of desks and expect no one to notice.
That's like my maths teacher. And she scratches when she thinks no one is looking. And she passes wind all of the time.
She won't let us say "crap" but she will let us say "fuck".

well we did have one math teacher that got fired after this occasion wich was sad but still

we had a school lock down because there was somthing happenning within the school the bells rang and all teachers were sposed to lcok their classrooms ns tuff
1 math teacher opened his doors and told his class to go to recess
HAHAHA.

"Make sure brain is in gear before mouth operates."

An old history teacher said that to the class just about every lesson.
My daddy always used to tell me this when I was younger.
 
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Okay, in yr 10 we used to have an Armageddon move poster on the back wall. I remember one class where a classmate was chatting too much

Teacher - "Stand by that Armageddon poster because Armageddon impatient!"

*Rest of the class rofls*
 

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something in class going on abuot swine flu
then maths teacher starts talking
"...they said if there's ever a black president, pigs will fly,

swine flu, get it swine flew"

teachers are so damn lame
 

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something in class going on abuot swine flu
then maths teacher starts talking
"...they said if there's ever a black president, pigs will fly,

swine flu, get it swine flew"

teachers are so damn lame
i heard this somewhere... i cant quite place where tho lol
 

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Out of the blue while the physics teacher is finding the right key to get into the lab

Teacher: i have a dog with three legs.
Student: so what?
Teacher: all he does is stand by the gate all day.
Student: so, whats the moral to the story?
Teacher: the moral to the story is that theres three feet in the yard.
Student: That's lame.
Teacher: Yeah, so's the dog.

:confused:

I have heaps more, 99% courtousy of physics.
 

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