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[Kutar Maggi]

^ ur mums a cow.

dude, i found out that microsoft uses secondary reaserch. that means ur not really a resource analyst for microsoft, but for the company they outsource to. when will ya bullshit end brother.

 

[rosepetal25]

dude, i found out that microsoft uses secondary reaserch. that means ur not really a resource analyst for microsoft, but for the company they outsource to. when will ya bullshit end brother.

ahahaha ...thats some nice creativity zahid ...unless you are being truthful (congrats if this is the case) and Kutar Maggi is the one being creative.

 

[Kutar Maggi]

ahahaha ...thats some nice creativity zahid ...unless its true and Kutar Maggi was the one being creative.

u think Microsoft a global conglomerate is going to carry out its own market research in Australia? i checked it out, he fot it from my career, its a datacom company or something based in north ryde. lol . who even knows if he got the job, its a bit suspicious that they give u the job straight after the interview. he has a hiustory in this kind of bull twang. but i reckon hes got a job somewhere. janitor maybe. lol only kidding.

 

[rosepetal25]

ahahaha ...thats quite funny

 

[zahid]

u think Microsoft a global conglomerate is going to carry out its own market research in Australia? i checked it out, he fot it from my career, its a datacom company or something based in north ryde. lol . who even knows if he got the job, its a bit suspicious that they give u the job straight after the interview. he has a hiustory in this kind of bull twang. but i reckon hes got a job somewhere. janitor maybe. lol only kidding.

No mate I work for Microsoft: Here is my job description (who the fuck said I do market research?) And yes you are absolutely corrent its Datacom a company outsoursed by microsoft...But the company is still under microsoft in Australia. Here is the attatchment to my email:


Hi Zahid
here is the job description:

NATURE AND SCOPE OF ROLE:
The role of the Resource Analyst is to carry out a number of activities
specifically targeting Microsoft's marketing audience. This involves a
number of objectives which include driving Event Registration and Post
Event Follow Up, welcoming new Microsoft customers and Partners and
accommodates administration of systems tools for accounts that fall
within Microsoft Mid Market (25-500 PC's). The representative will be
cross skilled through the 3 core objectives of the business and will be
required to provide overflow support to other members of the Outbound
Marketing Solutions Team. Within the role there are various levels of
competencies acquired that relate to 3 different levels of Customer,
Partner and internal organization engagement that the successful
candidate will perform.
HOURS OF OPERATION:
9.00am to 5.30pm Monday - Friday
CORE OBJECTIVES:
Creating and fulfilling Siebel service requests to residing stake
holders within Microsoft.
Monitoring competitor programs and activities, escalation qualified
opportunities
Identify potential sales opportunities & leads to drive incremental
revenue
Call down registered customers to confirm their attendance to Mid Market
events
Drive Customer Satisfaction through brand awareness, customer loyalty
and service
Administer work in Siebel, Excalibur and MS Access of customer accounts
Maximising adoption of Licensing programs and promotions within the Mid
Market sector.
Provide information related to Microsoft Product and Services.
Contact new customers (provided by Microsoft) and profile their business
capturing data on their Line of Business

Make of that what you will...at least i get paid...its good enough for me.

My induction starts tomorrow...so yeah

 

[rosepetal25]

congrats. thats great for a first job.

 

[zahid]

Thankyou Rose.

 

[rosepetal25]

my name is not rose by the way lol ...ur guess was close tho i guess

 

[zahid]

umm but ill call u rose....lol

 

[Kutar Maggi]

No mate I work for Microsoft: Here is my job description (who the fuck said I do market research?) And yes you are absolutely corrent its Datacom a company outsoursed by microsoft...But the company is still under microsoft in Australia. Here is the attatchment to my email:


Hi Zahid
here is the job description:

NATURE AND SCOPE OF ROLE:
The role of the Resource Analyst is to carry out a number of activities
specifically targeting Microsoft's marketing audience. This involves a
number of objectives which include driving Event Registration and Post
Event Follow Up, welcoming new Microsoft customers and Partners and
accommodates administration of systems tools for accounts that fall
within Microsoft Mid Market (25-500 PC's). The representative will be
cross skilled through the 3 core objectives of the business and will be
required to provide overflow support to other members of the Outbound
Marketing Solutions Team. Within the role there are various levels of
competencies acquired that relate to 3 different levels of Customer,
Partner and internal organization engagement that the successful
candidate will perform.
HOURS OF OPERATION:
9.00am to 5.30pm Monday - Friday
CORE OBJECTIVES:
Creating and fulfilling Siebel service requests to residing stake
holders within Microsoft.
Monitoring competitor programs and activities, escalation qualified
opportunities
Identify potential sales opportunities & leads to drive incremental
revenue
Call down registered customers to confirm their attendance to Mid Market
events
Drive Customer Satisfaction through brand awareness, customer loyalty
and service
Administer work in Siebel, Excalibur and MS Access of customer accounts
Maximising adoption of Licensing programs and promotions within the Mid
Market sector.
Provide information related to Microsoft Product and Services.
Contact new customers (provided by Microsoft) and profile their business
capturing data on their Line of Business

Make of that what you will...at least i get paid...its good enough for me.

My induction starts tomorrow...so yeah

ahh, my mistake .sorry mate. oh yeah and rosepetal, lets go out sometime?

 

[rosepetal25]

ahh, my mistake .sorry mate. oh yeah and rosepetal, lets go out sometime?

hmm ...lets not lol

 

[Kutar Maggi]

hmm ...lets not lol

what ever.

 

[zahid]

rose let's elope. I am financially secure now ehehehe

 

[rosepetal25]

^ ahahahaha...you are a funny boy zahid

 

[rosepetal25]

what ever.

aw sorry but what did you expect me to say ...'pm me ur details and lets go' lol

 

[zahid]

^ ahahahaha...you are a funny boy zahid

No No No Rose...I am not funny...its just that the love I have for you is hard to put into mere words... as words cannot even begin to describe your true Beauty..and it radiates straight through my monitor and makes a hole in my heart...it is an eternal place just for you...and it is like when Shakespeare compared his beloved to a summers day...but truly rose you are more than a summers day..much more...you are more like all the seasons..combined into one..

Will you be mine?

 

[Kutar Maggi]

No No No Rose...I am not funny...its just that the love I have for you is hard to put into mere words... as words cannot even begin to describe your true Beauty..and it radiates straight through my monitor and makes a hole in my heart...it is an eternal place just for you...and it is like when Shakespeare compared his beloved to a summers day...but truly rose you are more than a summers day..much more...you are more like all the seasons..combined into one..
Will you be mine?

ok now. the stuff in orange could just be the radiation from ur monitor creating a tumor of some sort in your heart. get it checked out.

also the stuff in red. i agree, women do have mood changes often, going from bright and happy like a summers day, to being cold and miserable like winter, ot being carefree and skanky like Spring. lol. not a very nice thing to say to the millionth girl you ve fallen in love with this week. lol.

Oh yeah and rosepetal, i was kidding with that "watever" thingo. lol. i dont find it effective attaching myself to a chick i barely know, unlike my friend here. lol, please excuse him.

 

[Kutar Maggi]

anyway zahid. in BOS terms you're too old for her. uv got 1000+ posts, and are a "resource analyst Microsoft", where as we are mere Assistant members with less than 100 OFFICIAL posts. i think u betta leave the younins to their games and party some where else old man. and how do we know that ur not some old man, in redfern trying to pick up young chikcs?

 

[zahid]

I think Rose knows that its a little joke...but it is turning out to be a nice story...and you Kuta are the evil Villain...How dare you come between me and my Love Godess?

 

[rosepetal25]

love goddess??...oh zahid you are so...i mean ...hmm how can i express what i am feeling...ok here goes ...

you sound so incredibly ridiculous...lol

are you sure you don't have a hole in ur head as opposed to a hole in ur heart ...ahahahaha