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my english teacher at parent teacher nite (this one is so weird/disturbing)

"you have to push yourself this year, as hard as you pushed yourself out of your mothers womb" *me holds back laughter wilst mother stares with confused look*

this one was halarious from my yr 11 business teacher who is obsessed with his families farm.

"we need more team work guys. Like on the farm, if something has to be done everyone grabs a hoe and gets into it"
 

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Originally posted by ToO LaZy ^*
um...yes...why wouldn't i be..?
i know the hoe as in slut/whore..etc

not sure if it's in the right context..or whatever
no i think it means like hand
 

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Hoe:

A tool with a flat blade attached approximately at a right angle to a long handle, used for weeding, cultivating, and gardening.
 

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BSA teacher... when people are walking the corridor meaning the bell has rung she says ' theres movement at the station'
lol
n thats our cue to go!
 

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our class was being noisy and our teacher goes "a little less conversastion a little more action ... and starts singing
 

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My friend, in maths said "My jaw is sore" to which the teacher replied, "Well, you shouldn't of been so generous with your boyfriend on the weekend"
 

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Originally posted by steph@nie
My friend, in maths said "My jaw is sore" to which the teacher replied, "Well, you shouldn't of been so generous with your boyfriend on the weekend"
lol

is that something to say?
 

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lol these are great
everyone likes counting i see, we counted a teacher saying ok about 200 times in a lesson
 

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Originally posted by iambored
lol these are great
everyone likes counting i see, we counted a teacher saying ok about 200 times in a lesson

thats better than a student saying like 4 times in one breath
 
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i like totally like agree with you there lilo!
there's nothing like more like annoying than like saying 'like' in like the same breathe

maths teacher: 'get those earphones outta your ears or i'll use your discman like a frisby'
 

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