GirlTV.. how HOT is she?? (4 Viewers)

[katie_tully]

heyyy!!! just thought i'd give an inside scoop on this show......cos i have a friend who says that she went to the same school as a girl who looks a little like simone (but her name was jessica), and she has an aunt who works in administration at channel 9 or channel 7 (she cant remember which one), who is friends with someone who is part of the production crew of a tv show at that station (which may or may not be girlTV, she cant remember that either) who knows someone in the wardrobe department that once spoke to a girl (yes justin/withoutaface, a REAL girl....u may have read about these things in your weekly subscription to sh*theads united =)), and this girl watches the show, and thinks that the girls seem really nice. how AMAZING is that!!! ANOTHER story to tell your children!!!

ps: btw, justin/withoutaface, the "*" in "sh*theads united", represents an "i".....just in case u were wondering (haha...."just in case"....silly me....i meant "since")

what the hell. i didnt comprehend any of that.

 

[Reginald]

hey justin/withoutaface, i think they sent your reply email to the wrong email address...in fact, they sent it to me! so here it is:

____________

Dear Justin/withoutaface,
we thank you for your fan mail. Normally we would not reply to email correspondence of your genre, but seeing as you are obviously a high class citizen (the type who enjoys daily masturbation sessions, 12seconds, over little child rabbits), we chose to make an exception.
although we regret to inform you that you could never get a girl of the same class as the hosts of our show, we are glad to announce that we have found someone who would be willing to stoop to your level (no, it's not your mother): 67 year old Bob, from the street outside, who regularly enjoys spending his thursdays participating in activities such as you have described, and he says that you and him have become quite well acquainted from previous encounters (if u know i mean ). we are sure you will be satisfied with Bob (seeing as you have been satisfied BY him many times in the past).
once again, we thank you for taking the time to write to us, knowing how busy your child animal pornography viewing schedule must be, and how strenuous a time u must be having trying to lead a normal life with male genitales where your head should be.

your sincerely,
managers of the show

___________

ahhh....i dont think i could have said it better myself! the only thing i'd like to add is that you are a smeghead (thanks for the term white rabbit!).

 

[katie_tully]

why are you defending this peice of crap they have the nerve to call entertainment?

 

[Xayma]

Reginald:
\/\/0W w|-|a7 /-\ 1337 r3P1Y.

If you are going to flame, at least try and make it semi funny?

 

[withoutaface]

hey justin/withoutaface, i think they sent your reply email to the wrong email address...in fact, they sent it to me! so here it is:

____________

Dear Justin/withoutaface,
we thank you for your fan mail. Normally we would not reply to email correspondence of your genre, but seeing as you are obviously a high class citizen (the type who enjoys daily masturbation sessions, 12seconds, over little child rabbits), we chose to make an exception.
although we regret to inform you that you could never get a girl of the same class as the hosts of our show, we are glad to announce that we have found someone who would be willing to stoop to your level (no, it's not your mother): 67 year old Bob, from the street outside, who regularly enjoys spending his thursdays participating in activities such as you have described, and he says that you and him have become quite well acquainted from previous encounters (if u know i mean ). we are sure you will be satisfied with Bob (seeing as you have been satisfied BY him many times in the past).
once again, we thank you for taking the time to write to us, knowing how busy your child animal pornography viewing schedule must be, and how strenuous a time u must be having trying to lead a normal life with male genitales where your head should be.

your sincerely,
managers of the show

___________

ahhh....i dont think i could have said it better myself! the only thing i'd like to add is that you are a smeghead (thanks for the term white rabbit!).

Coherence is paramount to wit.

 

[katie_tully]

Sid, Lord of the Flame.

 

[jennylim]

haha...he's PAYING OUT the fact that half the board (ie, the female half) is claiming to know one or more of the girl tv girls...and also the depraved nature of most of the guys' comments! it's called sarcasm, guys...

 

[Ziff]

It's called learn to type coherent, clear and precise English.

 

[katie_tully]

haha...he's PAYING OUT the fact that half the board (ie, the female half) is claiming to know one or more of the girl tv girls...and also the depraved nature of most of the guys' comments! it's called sarcasm, guys...

Crapiest.
Attempt.
At.
Sarcasm.
Ever.

 

[mmm_sofay]

isnt the chick with the curly hair on the schoolies ad?

 

[absolution*]

hey justin/withoutaface, i think they sent your reply email to the wrong email address...in fact, they sent it to me! so here it is:

____________

Dear Justin/withoutaface,
we thank you for your fan mail. Normally we would not reply to email correspondence of your genre, but seeing as you are obviously a high class citizen (the type who enjoys daily masturbation sessions, 12seconds, over little child rabbits), we chose to make an exception.
although we regret to inform you that you could never get a girl of the same class as the hosts of our show, we are glad to announce that we have found someone who would be willing to stoop to your level (no, it's not your mother): 67 year old Bob, from the street outside, who regularly enjoys spending his thursdays participating in activities such as you have described, and he says that you and him have become quite well acquainted from previous encounters (if u know i mean ). we are sure you will be satisfied with Bob (seeing as you have been satisfied BY him many times in the past).
once again, we thank you for taking the time to write to us, knowing how busy your child animal pornography viewing schedule must be, and how strenuous a time u must be having trying to lead a normal life with male genitales where your head should be.

your sincerely,
managers of the show

___________

ahhh....i dont think i could have said it better myself! the only thing i'd like to add is that you are a smeghead (thanks for the term white rabbit!).

This post has possibly breached levels of stupidity I had previously only noted of Shuter. Well done you fucking minge.

 

[jennylim]

anyway, in case anyone hasn't noticed, reginald's not defending the show. he's defending the dignity of the girls on it. because frankly, having random guys wank all over u and fantasise about fucking u would b rather creepy.

 

[withoutaface]

anyway, in case anyone hasn't noticed, reginald's not defending the show. he's defending the dignity of the girls on it. because frankly, having random guys wank all over u and fantasise about fucking u would b rather creepy.

Oh I haven't wanked over anyone on that show. ...yet.

 

[jumb]

anyway, in case anyone hasn't noticed, reginald's not defending the show. he's defending the dignity of the girls on it. because frankly, having random guys wank all over u and fantasise about fucking u would b rather creepy.

You idiot, take a fucking joke. The girls aren't THAT pretty, we're doing this for a laugh. I hope you get cancer before you read this. Fuck you.

 

[jennylim]

unfortunately the worst that has happened to me before reading the post was being forced to do some new chemistry homework. arguably worse than cancer, because if i got that then i may escape doing my hsc this year.

and yes, i can take a joke...but i wasn't even the one SAYING that in the first place...i was pointing out what reggie was doing.

 

[Panda Bear]

i got the girltv album

just wanted the DVD for eye-candy..

 

[katie_tully]

i got the girltv album

just wanted the DVD for eye-candy..

how statutory of you.

 

[zhongie]

Chrissie went to primary school with me, years 5 and 6. recently had a reunion, and she's nice. was (in my vague memory) a bit bitchy before, but all good now. drives an imprezza bought with her own cash, which is pretty impressive.

 

[rumour]

hey justin/withoutaface, i think they sent your reply email to the wrong email address...in fact, they sent it to me! so here it is:

____________

Dear Justin/withoutaface,
we thank you for your fan mail. Normally we would not reply to email correspondence of your genre, but seeing as you are obviously a high class citizen (the type who enjoys daily masturbation sessions, 12seconds, over little child rabbits), we chose to make an exception.
although we regret to inform you that you could never get a girl of the same class as the hosts of our show, we are glad to announce that we have found someone who would be willing to stoop to your level (no, it's not your mother): 67 year old Bob, from the street outside, who regularly enjoys spending his thursdays participating in activities such as you have described, and he says that you and him have become quite well acquainted from previous encounters (if u know i mean ). we are sure you will be satisfied with Bob (seeing as you have been satisfied BY him many times in the past).
once again, we thank you for taking the time to write to us, knowing how busy your child animal pornography viewing schedule must be, and how strenuous a time u must be having trying to lead a normal life with male genitales where your head should be.

your sincerely,
managers of the show

a.) How would they know his bos username?
b.) There are no such things as "managers of the show", I think you are looking for producers of the show perhaps?

 

[dark_angel]

a.) How would they know his bos username?
b.) There are no such things as "managers of the show", I think you are looking for producers of the show perhaps?

lol..........