ok I'm going to compile list of all fashion crimes, and anyone who comes here and reads it will be compelled by the power of jebus to believe in its authority and to cast off all offending garments from their bodies by way of cleansing their sins.
here we go
Fluoro colours (exceptions may be made for minimal accessories)
Anything resembling a shapeless sack
Anything your grandmother would also wear
The digusting boho look I mentioned
Tights-and-tshirt combinations outside of the gym
Tights outside of the gym
Trackpants worn with the intention for them to actually be a respectable garment
Uncared-for hair
Anything too big or too small for you
Mullets
Rat tails
Weirdo half shaved half dyed bright green styles
Rainbow colour palettes - if you're wearing more than four colours in one outfit you need to tone it down
Flannos (see trackpants)
Going out in public without footwear ive worn shorts and a tshirt without wearing shoes... it just looks like you've been at the beach or something
Going braless if you are bigger than an A cup
Tight shorts and pants on men (maniella)
Guys with plucked eyebrows (maniella)
Metrosexual-ness in general i think im slightly guilty of this
Bum crack showing
Midriff showing
Dirty clothes
Upturned collars one shirt/2 years ago/i wont do it again
Pinafores
Those white raben shoes
Country Road bags
Giant pointless bags in general
Fake nails
All-over denim
Overalls of any kind unless you are a mechanic or in the military
Clothes that allow your underwear to show, outside of the bedroom
Inappropriate underwear choices, including but not limited to going commando in a miniskirt
Skinny jeans if you are fat
Wide leg jeans if you are really slender i wear bootcut jeans, they're not really wide, but they arent skinny. I am skinny but i dont like the way skinny leg jeans look on me
High waisted jeans on anybody
Over-accessorising
Any variety of pointy leather shoes.
Slogan tees
Cargo pants (Welcome to 1998)
Baggy jeans
Any type of goth clothing including but not limited to:
Pants with chains all over them
High shiny boots with lots of straps
Baggy black long sleeved cradle of filth shirts
Wife beaters
Jeans and thongs on men i like how thongs dont push my jeans up and make them buckle. but i dont like the fact that im wearing thongs with jeans
Tucked in shirts combined with bowler hats
Make poverty history/trade fair bracelet things (all courtesy of dieburndie) i actually like those, although i guess now that i think about it, they are a bit pretentious
Weird asian netting material slippers (lizakith)
Pants so long you can step on them from which they proceed to rip and become dirty around the bottom. (housah0lic)
And so on.
If I missed anything, add it.