My pet peeves:
-Yes, you do have to purchase your smokes on a separate register, and no, you can't just transfer it. It is against the law. Have a problem? Take it up with the government.
-No. I don't give a fuck about how you want your groceries pack. I do a pretty god damn job, and no-one else has had a problem until you. I have worked here for almost 4 years, I know how much a plastic bag can handle, I know colds go with colds and I know that cleaning products go by themselves. Also, No, I will NOT double bag everything. Go be a eco-terrorist somewhere else.
-Yes. This is the ONLY colour of plastic bag we have. No, I don't care if the yellow ones are better. This is what you are getting.
-Green Bags are not to be treated like plastic bags. Plastic bags are meant to be scrunched up, green bags are meant to be folded nicely, which brings me to my next point...
-When there are cockroaches in your green bag, it is time to renew them, and most likely clean your home.
-It is not mine, nor the companies fault, that you are too dumb to properly read the tickets on the shelf. Yes, that is the price, and if you want it, you WILL have to pay that price.
-I don't care if you don't like it, there is a perfectly good supermarket across the road. Also, notice the absence of customers - there is a reason that no-one shops there... Ask about their health inspector infringements and fines.
-Yes, that special has ended. And no, you cannot get one for that price.
-No, I will not change your money for coins for the chocolate machine/toy machine, I do need that roll of $2 coins for giving change
-I don't care if that coke machine swallowed your money. Ring the help number. No, you cannot use our phone.
-No, you cannot get $500 cash out, use an ATM. There are 3 in a 20m radius of you (not joking - there are 3 in 20m)
-When I am walking around on my phone, or have a handful of food from Bakers Delight or some other take away store, I am on a BREAK and I DO NOT want to help you take your shit out to the car. And I dont care that you are in a hurry - Im on a break and I will get someone else for you. Yes, you will have to wait.
-When it is busy, don't slame your hands on the smokeshop counter and demand to be served. I noticed you were there, and I also noticed your position in correspondence to the express line. I will serve you after I serve the people who got here before you. Every time you slam your hands, you go back further in that line.
EDIT:
-YES I know how Everyday Rewards Cards WORK!! This store was one of the several PILOT stores who had Everyday Rewards Cards first. So, TAKE YOUR SYDNEY ARSE back to where you came from. Don't tell me that I am stupid, you are the one who clearly doesn't understand how these work. You get the fuel docket if you spend OVER $30. I don't give a FUCK what they say in sydney, read the print, I know. I helped launch the shit