chelzmalee
death by pastry
Another one from the corner shop:
If you come in and buy a newspaper, dont make me check the fucking thing to see if your precious fucking TV guide is in there. Stop being lazy and fucking check it yourself!!!! In addition to that, if you buy a paper and then get home and your precious TV guide ISN'T there, don't come back and whinge and bitch to me just cos the machine missed the paper you bought. Check the fucking thing before you buy it!!!
Also, do NOT under any circumstaces call me: love, dear, sweetheart, lass, darling or gorgeous. I don't know you, and I don't like weird people calling me affectionate names. It's just wrong.
And yes, I have a nametag and yes, it says Chelsea. Do not ask me my name. Do not come to me and say "Now, *pause* Chelsea, I have a request...." Or attempt to use that line but mispronounce my name. Mispronounce my name and you WILL be ignored. Don't say "Chelsea... that's a pretty name". I DON'T CARE! And if you're a teenage guy, don't spend 10 minutes staring at my chest and then act like you were reading my nametag. I'm here to serve you. That is all.
If you come in and buy a newspaper, dont make me check the fucking thing to see if your precious fucking TV guide is in there. Stop being lazy and fucking check it yourself!!!! In addition to that, if you buy a paper and then get home and your precious TV guide ISN'T there, don't come back and whinge and bitch to me just cos the machine missed the paper you bought. Check the fucking thing before you buy it!!!
Also, do NOT under any circumstaces call me: love, dear, sweetheart, lass, darling or gorgeous. I don't know you, and I don't like weird people calling me affectionate names. It's just wrong.
And yes, I have a nametag and yes, it says Chelsea. Do not ask me my name. Do not come to me and say "Now, *pause* Chelsea, I have a request...." Or attempt to use that line but mispronounce my name. Mispronounce my name and you WILL be ignored. Don't say "Chelsea... that's a pretty name". I DON'T CARE! And if you're a teenage guy, don't spend 10 minutes staring at my chest and then act like you were reading my nametag. I'm here to serve you. That is all.
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