For chain bakeries:
1. Don't ask for things by pointing at them and say "Can I have that?". If you haven't noticed, THERE ARE TAGS CLEARLY LABELLING WHAT IS THERE. I'm not next to you either, idiot.
2. Don't let your children stand on the ledge and drool on to our counter. Getting all their filthy fingerprints on the glass. HAVE SOME CONTROL.
3. If I tell you that we can't heat things up in the microwave for you, don't ask me why and get all angry at me. And certainly DONT spit on the counter with your disgustingly brown saliva. (it happened once)
4. If you're unhappy about the prices, don't bitch to me about them. Seriously, THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO. And I'm not going to reduce the price for you either. Why? Because you're being rude about it and are EXPECTING me to lower it for you. NO.
5. DON'T be picky and ONLY want the hot cross bun right in the MIDDLE of the batch. If you haven't noticed, it's kinda hard to get it out. And if i do manage, don't look at it in disgust when it's all mangled because i only have a pair of tongs to get it out. YOU WANTED IT. HAVE IT.
6. If you're buying a multigrain loaf, don't ask one WITHOUT seeds if it's obvious that those are at the back of the top shelf. THE LOAF ALREADY HAS SEEDS IN IT SO WHATS WRONG WITH A FEW MORE? If it's at the front, then fine, i will get it for you though.
7. Don't stand at the side window staring into the back of the shop. It's not that exciting.
8. If I say hi, say hi back. Don't just blatantly ask for what you want.
9. If you've asked me how I am, WAIT FOR A REPLY don't just say "how are you?......yeah, can i have this?" YOU ASKED, SO YOU CAN LISTEN.
10. If we've closed, don't expect me to open up for you. MAYBE YOU DIDN'T SEE THE LACK OF BREAD ON THE SHELVES.
11. If I tell you that we're closed, don't say "but I know you have bread out the back." WE DON'T. IT'S GOING TO CHARITY. Not to you.
12.If the cash register suddenly breaks down and I can't serve you, don't get all pissy at me. I'M NOT THE CASH REGISTER.
13. If all we have is coins and I say that we only have coins for your change and then you give me a 20 for 3 dollars worth of bread, DON'T GET ANGRY AT ME. I told you all we had was coins.
14. If it's busy and I didn't see that you came before someone else, don't make a big deal out of it. IT'S NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL. I'll serve you next.
15. Just too stress again as this is the WORST ever:
DO NOT POINT AT THINGS YOU WANT. I CAN'T SEE WHAT YOU'RE POINTING AT. TAGS ARE THERE FOR A REASON, IDIOT.