Single.. Who has never had a Girlfriend/boyfriend? (1 Viewer)

Bendeguz

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Well Kaivan (I hope you don‘t mind if I use your real name), you can certainly rule out physical unattractiveness on your list of first impressions women may have about you, and trust me, I say this with sincerity.

ellen.louise said:
Wow... it's not actually as hard as i thought it would be to tell someone you have feelings for them. Kinda releived now.
This sounds quite interesting, would you care to tell us what happened Ellen?

Not-That-Bright said:
There was this one girl that let me hold her hands at the movies once, does that count?????
Well, I would think that it was. Was it a date?

vanush said:
FFS, if you search his name and school, his name comes up. Unless the troll has stolen his identity.
Wow, you looking up info on me, I am impressed. But I am Bendeguz, the one and only Bendeguz, and if there is another Bendeguz in the city of Sydney, I will be surprised.

If you don’t trust the reality of my existence, you can find me

vanush said:
Bendeguz, if you're real, …
Although I confess it may be difficult to believe I am a real from the information I have presented to you, I assure you, I am that person. Look here are pictures if you don’t believe me!

http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb12/Comrade_Bendeguz/Kp134.jpg

This was taken in Sieanna in 2004 (My digital camera broke down a while ago and I havent gotten many of my photos of the old computer.). Answer me this: who the hell else would wear that in public?

vanush said:
…there are others like you. They're just not as adept or enthusiastic in expressing themselves to an online student community. Trust me.
I would like to think you are right, but deep in my heart I know I am not. I know that I can’t be loved, or at least I believe so strongly that it doesn’t make a difference wether or not it’s a fact. If it where not for my candid self awareness I would be quite insane by now. … Hmm… I am beginning to think you may need more evidence to convince you of my existence…

lexonfire said:
Baffling people! Really...
Why? Why do you think the pyramids where built? St. Basils cathedral? The arches of the Roman Emperors? It is a form of immortality which humans have long desired. Plus, when you are short, balding and lacking a future in the romantics department, what else like global domination to fill your time ;).
 

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Bendeguz: There are girls who dress up as animals and are obsessed with video games... There's always someone out there for you mate, even if you do seem imo ridiculously funny.
 

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Bendeguz's right hand broke up with him, cause he was cheating on it with his left hand.

What a hand slut!

the only 3some Bendeguz has ever encounted was with his left AND right hand at the same time.
 

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Malazn Pleasure said:
Bendeguz's right hand broke up with him, cause he was cheating on it with his left hand.

What a hand slut!

the only 3some Bendeguz has ever encounted was with his left AND right hand at the same time.
Ha. Ha. Ha.

For your information, I have been divorced from both my hands for IV years now, and contently (if sometimes difficultly) enjoying a life of free of though crimes. Therefore your little ‘joke’ is as baseless as the German excuse for the invasion of Poland.
 

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Bendeguz said:
Ha. Ha. Ha.

For your information, I have been divorced from both my hands for IV years now, and contently (if sometimes difficultly) enjoying a life of free of though crimes. Therefore your little ‘joke’ is as baseless as the German excuse for the invasion of Poland.
and just what was the excuse?
 

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hahah funny pics


Bendeguz said:
Ha. Ha. Ha.

For your information, I have been divorced from both my hands for IV years now, and contently (if sometimes difficultly) enjoying a life of free of though crimes. Therefore your little ‘joke’ is as baseless as the German excuse for the invasion of Poland.

i didnt intend for it to have any 'base'. I dont want to know that you dont do those 'crimes' anyway.

i just posted it coz i felt it was appropriate and just plain funny. :rofl:
 

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Hmm… It appears to me that this entire thread is becoming my home ground. Oh well, fair enough: I am after all the epitome of those without a romantic partner ;). Long Live Eternal Celibate Bachelorhood!
 

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