Ooh, is it still Thursday? Just remembered a story.
Ya'know how in express there's a little ledge for a customer to put their basket where they then unload it onto the register for you to scan? Well, sometimes some customers will bypass the ledge and just put the basket on the register, and make you do all the unloading. A quick "if you wouldn't mind putting your basket down on the ledge and passing them up that would be great" does the trick. Most of the time.
This middle-aged guy came in one day last week, marched up to my register and dumped his basket right in front of me. I looked at him and said "Hey would you mind popping this down there and passing your items up to me?"
He looked at me, then at his basket, then back to me. "You want me...to unload every single item???"
"Yes?"
*Inaudible grumbling as he complied*
I can't believe how thick and lazy some customers can be.