The World of Pick-Up Line (1 Viewer)

[stickywages]

You reminded me of my best friend. He/she died.

 

[Bobness]

You reminded me of my best friend. He/she died.

So it was an androgynous dog?

 

[stickywages]

So it was an androgynous dog?

No. It was a computer. ('sigh'.....should have called it "IT" instead..NOT the IT in Stephen King's book! that's scary.....)

Good pick up line u got there, though keep up da good work with the horny chickens

 

[^CoSMic DoRiS^^]

Do you own a chicken farm? because you sure know how to raise cocks

hahahahaha.
i'd like to see the person who'd actually respond to that though. i'd probably just give them my confusion face and back away.
unless they were really really really hot and i was pissed.

 

[Bobness]

No. It was a computer. ('sigh'.....should have called it "IT" instead..NOT the IT in Stephen King's book! that's scary.....)

Good pick up line u got there, though keep up da good work with the horny chickens

I don't think i've posted up any pick up lines, at least not for yonks.

I gots a nuuuuu one though

"Hey babe. I have a small penis"

Hawt, it filters out all the superficial bitches.

 

[stickywages]

I don't think i've posted up any pick up lines, at least not for yonks.

I gots a nuuuuu one though

"Hey babe. I have a small penis"

Hawt, it filters out all the superficial bitches.

ahahahahaha I like this one. but wouldn't talking about penis make some non-superficial girls think you're superficial by talking about your penis at the beginning? it's quite hard to filter out all the superficial bitches if ur really hot.

I'd probably laugh and say "alright let's find out how small it is" or try to get you to "prove it"
catches attention cuz normally guys wouldn't say that.....they'd say the complete opposite hahahah

I've got one guy asking me repeatedly "do you like penis"? -in class

wtf. (that's not a pickup line but it created some of those really awkward moments where you don't know how to respond)

 

[Bobness]

ahahahahaha I like this one. but wouldn't talking about penis make some non-superficial girls think you're superficial by talking about your penis at the beginning? it's quite hard to filter out all the superficial bitches if ur really hot.

I'd probably laugh and say "alright let's find out how small it is" or try to get you to "prove it"
catches attention cuz normally guys wouldn't say that.....they'd say the complete opposite hahahah

I've got one guy asking me repeatedly "do you like penis"? -in class

wtf. (that's not a pickup line but it created some of those really awkward moments where you don't know how to respond)

well if they can't see through my facade that i'm ever so brilliant, then sucks to be them.

it might turn off some non-superficial girls, but then it's obvious they don't have any sense of humour so winwin.

you should have replied: "yes"

 

[lauramarie88]

Did u just fart? cause u blew me away!

Are you are parking ticket cause you've got fine written all over you! (its been done to me argh)

 

[piccaninny]

this one was used on me
"i want to fill you in"

 

[NupPun]

:mad1: "Nice shoes, wanna f**k?"

 

[breaking]

:mad1: "Nice shoes, wanna f**k?"

very original

 

[Bobness]

Nuppun has 0 posts but doesn't l&r count towards your post count?

"oh hi i just saw you walking down the street. and you look like a girl i'd like to meet. heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey heeeeeeeeeeeey baby."

Um yes. Effective on people with amusing music tastes.

 

[NupPun]

I'm no Fred Flintstone, but i sure can make your Bed rock! :mad1:

 

[UnIqUe_PrInCeSs]

~What's a man-slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?

~Wow! Are you really as beautiful as you seem or do you remind me of myself?

these pick-up lines really do work *_*

 

[VP17]

Do you like leaves?
Do you like trees?
How about a root?

XD

 

[martin88]

~What's a man-slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?

~Wow! Are you really as beautiful as you seem or do you remind me of myself?

these pick-up lines really do work *_*

the only way these lines would work is if you happen to have double-d breasts or something

and still these lines would struggle

ive been laughing for half an hour at the second line

 

[Bobness]

the only way these lines would work is if you happen to have double-d breasts or something

and still these lines would struggle

ive been laughing for half an hour at the second line

No you're just sh*t.

<3 Diane

p.s. improve your pick ups lol

 

[martin88]

No you're just sh*t.

you're one-liners aren't too much better

 

[Bobness]

you're one-liners aren't too much better

Your mum's not too much better either.

 

[martin88]

Your mum's not too much better either.

hahah

oh your serious

yes... very good call... you have obviosuly improved