The World of Pick-Up Line (1 Viewer)

[Captain Gh3y]

more like "LOOK AT MY BICEPS!"

 

[bringbackshred]

more like "LOOK AT MY BICEPS!"

SHHHH.

 

[i(L)ski]

"Hi"

Worked for me

Do you play with your own feces too? Get some imagination up ya.

"Got hole?"..

 

[Serius]

does anyone seriously use pickup lines?

This one time i had like 10 free drink coupons and i was trying to give them away for a kiss. It didnt work. Maybe because it was a gay bar and all the girls were into each other.

Personally i find grunting and pointing at my crotch works quite well.

 

[Serius]

Me: Have you got tickets?

Girl: To what?

Me: *flexes bicep* TO THE GUN SHOW!

i loled. never heard that one before. It would be even funnier if i did it with my insubstantial biceps.

 

[i(L)ski]

Personally i find grunting and pointing at my crotch works quite well.

We have a Tasmanian i see..

 

[nicole~]

i'm an astronaut.. can i explore uranus?

 

[i(L)ski]

i'm an astronaut.. can i explore uranus?

Coming from a female?

Cool..i guess..

 

[Sparcod]

Some of them off the top of my head. I'm sorry if I do happen to repeat the previously mentioned ones.


-"Are you free tonight?....or will it cost me?"

-"I know what's good on you.... Me!"

-"I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast" (think about this one)

-"Hey, I'm invisible"
(Really?)
"Can you see me?
(yes, I can)
"How about tonight!"

 

[Testpilot]

Ever felated a cat? [girl looks shocked] I've always wanted to lick a pussy.

 

[Testpilot]

^^^^^^^^^ implies that she is fat.

 

[aussiechica7]

"if i said u had a beautiful body would u hold it against me?"

(if no, he/she doesn't mind the compliment and u can keep going. if yes he/she will be physically close to u.)

 

[xtinkx]

Does this rag smell like chloroform?

haha

 

[ellen.louise]

"if i said u had a beautiful body would u hold it against me?"

perfect if you say it to a guy...

 

[LEDHEAD]

Want an Australian kiss? Its like a French Kiss but Down Under

 

[TwoNiner]

Probably been said before, but anyways...

"Let's play Titanic. When I say iceberg, you go down."

 

[Sparcod]

For girls on guys...
"I'm a nice girl on the inside, wanna come in?"

 

[Bobness]

For girls on guys...
"I'm a nice girl on the inside, wanna come in?"

What, are you a girl? /sarcasm

 

[UnIqUe_PrInCeSs]

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

 

[Gilbert1]

Want an Australian kiss? Its like a French Kiss but Down Under

Julian is that you? I have a friend who loves that one, but I dont think he's ever used it