Re: them cityrail moments
I was on the peak hour train into the city during exams one year and all these school cunts were yelling and screaming and carrying on. I'd had enough, so I got up and bellowed at them "WOULD YOU KINDLY SHUT THE HELL UP, I'M TRYING TO STUDY."
They did.
All the suits on the train smiled at me.
This happens a lot to me, not me yelling but other people, and I find the kids always shut up so quickly, it's so amusing!
When swine flu was big, a lady came into my packed carriage and told everyone to keep their germs to themselves and to not spread swine flu because then we'd be in lockdown for 2 hours and SHE wouldn't be able to get home which would annoy her. Pretty sure she was going from carriage to carriage saying this!
There was a couple with a set of playing cards and a lovely white powder, 1 guess what they were doing. They didn't care who saw.
Two asshole kids commentating on everyone in the carriage trying to get a reaction out of them. Wanted to punch them so hard.
A couple that was clearly in a fight, the girl was balling her eyes out and the guy was just ignoring her staring out the window, or hissing back at her and eventually she was just pleading with him to talk to her, and he started to pretend to sleep, so she got off at, I assume, her stop, and he 'woke up' and started reading a magazine. It was like a soap opera.
A woman on the phone talking about how weird it would be if her son's friend died.
A woman was on the phone and clearly got a job offer (just the way she was speaking/what she was saying) but then she hung up and started punching the air haha that was just cute really.
Bogans talking about the 'bastard pigs' that are out to get out, then proceed to talk about how long they are on parole and how bad jail is, "really, don't try it."
A woman who kept jumping off at every stop to light up a cigg, took about one puff and had to put it out and jump back on. So desperate, so amusing since she seemed so annoyed everytime!
There are surely more but that's what comes to mind atm.