Worst way of getting dumped.. or worst excuse for a break up (3 Viewers)

[study buddy]

I've had the "its not you its me" over sms, so that combines a few. It went quickly from, you're the best person i've met in a while, to I dont think i'm ready for a girlfriend at the moment. Makes you wonder what it was that turned them off so quickly...

 

[yabby]

Simpsons - "I like you and all, but your more like a little brother/sister"

 

[whitie]

I've been broke up with via a sms saying "I'm not really girlfriend material" and another one when i was in the United States over msn. The thing that pissed me off the most is that I was the only one who didnt know the full story and nobody would tell me.

But i think it was more the fact that once i went oversea's, one of my mates started hitting on her and made her want to break up with me...because they got with each other a week or two after we broke up. I can't prove it but i have my suspicions

 

[Lhyviathan]

It would be pretty bad to find a break-up message on this forum.

Even worse if it informed you your partner was leaving you for another BoS member.

Dream on... Dreamerish ain't goin anywhere.

 

[Dreamerish*~]

Dream on... Dreamerish ain't goin anywhere.

Huh ... ?

 

[Lhyviathan]

Huh ... ?

On closer inspection... I don't get it either.

 

[mister_x]

i got dumped after my girlfriend found out i was only in the relationship to steal her shit from the toilet to eat.

 

[Calculon]

Half way through sex would suck pretty bad.

 

[transcendent]

msn. don't trust foreigners. lol.

 

[Dumsum]

"It's not you, it's me" and "I'm just not ready for a relationship at the moment" ... yeah, after being in one for 4 months...sick one.

 

[borkis04]

Half way through sex would suck pretty bad.

or a blowjob..."yeh im really not ready for this..." **CHOMP**

 

[ChRiS_NiKo]

or a blowjob..."yeh im really not ready for this..." **CHOMP**

funniest shi*t ive read all day LOL.

 

[braad]

worst way?

through a friend? (i.e. her friend tells you in a short sentence it's over)

 

[GaDaMIt]

maybe he was a 36 year old living in a 15 year olds body... or!!! or maybe his boyfriend was 36 and... i don't know where im going with this.

Lol, I love randomness

 

[whitie]

Best revenge...have sex with their mother or father depending which way you swing

 

[danieljarvis]

hah no way how bout this one....

im down campin with all my school friends and shes there too and sum randoms come to visit and i hadnt seen my ex for a while so i went lookin for her and i hear moans commin from my van and there she is with another girl gettin it on to which she repiles....
"im sorry...but were over...ive turned to a girls touch now.."
but that wasnt the worst... then i hear a guys voice "whats goin on...hurry up n fuck me..." there was a guy she was bout to fuck aswell...

all the while im standing there open jawed and in shock so i got in the front of the van and locked the bak so they couldnt get out and went driving with them in their naked mess and im stopping extrememly sharply and doing unnessesay sharp turns and messing them up!!
ill show her!!

haha

that fucken sucks...

but what you did fucken rocks..

i think IM in love with you man

 

[strawberriqueen]

the worst is:

IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S ME​

and then they run off and hook up with other guys while you sit there trying to be a good friend even tho ur still in love with them...it hurt...

A. it was one guy
B. i was still in love with u hence the reason we are together again

could we pleaser move on now... its been 9 months

 

[Calculon]

The fact that you show up every time he mentions you would suggest:
a) he's linking you over msn to these posts to make him look cool.
b) you are him.

 

[strawberriqueen]

The fact that you show up every time he mentions you would suggest:
a) he's linking you over msn to these posts to make him look cool.
b) you are him.

he posted this morning and i posted tonight AND i havent spoken to him all day... we just happen to read the same things and reply to them

 

[lilkiwifruit]

I received a break up message via sms.....except it wasn't for me..
What a dickhead...he even got her number wrong