How Do You Break Up With Someone Nicely (3 Viewers)

[Gangstar1]

Any Suggestions?

 

[Bread_2_Toast]

i dont think there is a nice way
but u can explain why and try 2 give them closure

 

[Jaundice]

just tell them you dont want to go out with them anymore and that you are a cunt that wants vagina 24/7 but you want to be friends because you care about them.

 

[slyhunter]

HIMYM: why confront someone when you can avoid it?

The best, ignore them lol.

 

[Arcorn]

Bang them and then don't call. They'll get the hint.

 

[Silver Persian]

Tell them you're a closet homo.

 

[Shadowdude]

Tell them you've fallen in love with another woman. That gets them every time... in theory <_<

 

[MysteryGenius]

lying isn't a very nice way to do it ):

 

[gesh17]

Tell her you don't want/can't manage a serious relationship atm.

 

[Shadowdude]

lying isn't a very nice way to do it ):

Well, technically you're not lying. You're just exaggerating feelings for another woman =P

 

[Omie Jay]

tell them the truth about your situation and why you wanna break up.
best be 100% honest with big decisions.

 

[MysteryGenius]

Well, technically you're not lying. You're just exaggerating feelings for another woman =P

lying is lying

tell them the truth about your situation and why you wanna break up.
best be 100% honest with big decisions.

this.
they deserve to know why

 

[Arcorn]

Haven't we had this thread before?

 

[Azure]

Run away to Mexico and cut off all communication.

 

[hungwell1337]

tell her you want to get a penis piercing

 

[Absolutezero]

tell her you want to get a penis piercing

Prince Albert style.

 

[Silver Persian]

Do it over a facebook status so that all of your mutual friends can see and comment.

 

[Cianyx]

Melt your face with white phosphorus.

 

[Phoenix Fury]

Melt your face with white phosphorus.

This has a great success rate, highly recommended almost guaranteed all parties will be entirely satisfied and remain on good terms.

 

[Absolutezero]

How about, "an alligator bit off my face."