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  1. Firstra1

    The First Kiss

    A girl has never truly been kissed, until she has had her vertical lips kissed. __________________________________________________________________________________________
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    Swizzle's Love Thread - Post anonymous messages to your secret crush

    I'm such a filthy, sick, twisted pervert my favourite sex fantasy is Daddy-Daughter Incest. So many girls have dumped me because i have asked them questions such as “Does your dad like looking at you naked”, “If your dad asked you to have a shower with him would you say yes?” Whenever i...
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    What turns you on?

    I've always wanted a girlfriend who is willing to play 'Daddy-Daughter' roleplays with me but no girls are willing. With my last girlfriend i tried forcing her to call me 'Daddy' and say 'harder Daddy' and let me call her 'my lovely daughter' when we had sex but she kept refusing saying it...
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    What turns you on?

    Girls that are criminals, the more bad the better. Evil girls are so hot.
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    Swizzle's Love Thread - Post anonymous messages to your secret crush

    I love it when a hot chick sits in front of me on the bus and i get to perv at her and drool at her from behind without her knowing because she can't see me, and get so horny you feel like wanking off right there and then in your seat. The most embarrassing part is when you stand up to leave...
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    Ice-Breakers

    I once ruined an icebreaker with this hot girl by accidently looking down at her tits. We started off well, the conversation was great until the perverted animal inside me took hold and i couldn't help getting a hard strong oogle over her sweet voluptuous breasts, my eyes telling her i wanted to...
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    Swizzle's Love Thread - Post anonymous messages to your secret crush

    So i find out my secret crush has a crush on someone else. i should have asked her out when i had the chance. oh well.
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    Swizzle's Love Thread - Post anonymous messages to your secret crush

    If your secret crush has a crush on someone else, or if there are other guys who want your secret crush, eliminate all competitors using all force necessary. A smear campaign blackening their reputation is good (accuse them of pedophilia, sexual deviancy, or sick fetishes) or use physical...
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    Swizzle's Love Thread - Post anonymous messages to your secret crush

    With my secret crush, On top of her in bed i listen to her moan and scream.........in Terror as i smother her face with a pillow. She struggles free and runs down the hallway yelling: "HELP! HELP! Theres someone in my house! Intruder!". As she runs toward the front door I grab a knife from the...
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    Swizzle's Love Thread - Post anonymous messages to your secret crush

    Dear secret crush, Watch out for the Axe murderers, psychopaths and serial killers attracted to your beauty and want to dismember your body and cut up your face. I should know, because I AM ONE OF THEM.
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    Swizzle's Love Thread - Post anonymous messages to your secret crush

    Dear secret crush, Please wax your arms the same way you wax your legs and armpits. I want them silky smooth, especially your forearms. No girl should have any hair on their arms.
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    Swizzle's Love Thread - Post anonymous messages to your secret crush

    Dear Secret Crush, I love you sooooo much, the same way 3 times divorced 45 year old male Tax Attorneys love 1st year Uni girls at UNSW and USYD.
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    Swizzle's Love Thread - Post anonymous messages to your secret crush

    The stinging pain when you find out your crush has a crush on someone else :(
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    Swizzle's Love Thread - Post anonymous messages to your secret crush

    I have a crush not on an entire girl per se, but just one of her body parts. I think shes a bitch, not very good looking, horrible persona but she has quite possibly the most voluptuous, face smothering, honey suckling breasts i have ever seen. In love with her breasts, definately not with her.
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    Swizzle's Love Thread - Post anonymous messages to your secret crush

    Remember guys if you're gonna admit to a girl you've had a crush on her don't tell her it was for too long. i.e if you tell her you've had a crush on her for a few weeks thats fine. But if you say you've had a crush on her for more than 6 months it could come off as extremely creepy(more than...
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    Swizzle's Love Thread - Post anonymous messages to your secret crush

    My message to my secret crush is so violent, so disturbing, so sick, so twisted, so horrific, so sadistic, so shockingly cruel that she might think i'm a psychopathic serial killer of women...... Oh wait, I AM A PSYCHOPATHIC SERIAL KILLER OF WOMEN. AND SHES NEXT.
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    Swizzle's Love Thread - Post anonymous messages to your secret crush

    i took you out on that date when it was raining cause i wanted to get your shirt all wet, just like your......
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    Ice-Breakers

    Yeah, just in general with girls that is, most guys don't care if a girl starts negative
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    Swizzle's Love Thread - Post anonymous messages to your secret crush

    The sensual pleasure i get hearing her moan and scream............As i use an Axe to hack off her arms and legs and rip out her internal organs using a steak knife.
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    Single.. Who has never had a Girlfriend/boyfriend?

    Well, im sure all the oringinal posters have gotten laid by now, so if it doesn't happen now, it'll eventually happen. And if they haven't after 8 years LOL :lol:
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