Spiritual Bean
The only
yeaaaaaah
well i woke up to my mum bashing my bedroom door ( this was at 11.30 am), i open the door and she's angry as hell.. screaming and yelling, saying that John ( my best friend) got an atar of 77.85 and i had better beat that, ( she hates john's mum)...
anyways, do i put in my student number and pin, and it didnt work.
so my mum left the room, i thought she was gone for good... little did i know, she had gone to get my younger brother's metal baseball bat( he has adhd, so mum gives him a baseball bat to smash his head with, coz u know we just keep losing too many walls and stuff man, it's expensive)
so anyways, the woman comes up from behind and raises her arms to an angle of about 135 degrees ( acute angle)... i finally get my hsc pin right, it was 12345 ( silly me )..
and then my atar comes up.. 68
my mum strikes my head with the bat and knocks me off my chair... my dad comes in and demands to know what the problem is.
my mum replies saying " he got less than john, john got 77.85 and he got 68" my dad then repsonds saying " calm down u animal kient, it's only a 3 mark difference"
my mum then loses the plot, takes off her shirt and suffocates my dad with it, tying it around his neck and jumping on his belly( removing all the last bits of air from his lungs).
now back to me,
my mum then comes back to me and says" this is ur 4th year doing ur hsc u dirty dog, and ur lucky u passed this time, coz if u didnt, i would have chopped u up and fed ya to moey and abdul ( our pitbulls)..
she then leaves my room but shortly returns with a cub of old milo and a few stale biscuits.this made my day.
ofc notAre the ATAR's public in the paper or not?
no.. state ranks and band6 achievers are listed tho.Are the ATAR's public in the paper or not?
Thanks man, i was scared as well because i thought my relatives would see my atar.ofc not
inb4 nerd scenarioofc not
Just band 6.no.. state ranks and band6 achievers are listed tho.
No, but I think they used to be.Are the ATAR's public in the paper or not?
Applicable to me.24 more hours and 15 minutes till I shall receive my devastation.
No. Only through uac website.Are we going to get our ATARs through text messages?
lmao swagThanks man, i was scared as well because i thought my relatives would see my atar.