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Best+Worst of Teacher Quotes and Habits (6 Viewers)

Sandchairs

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<b>Physics teacher whirls ruler around in some demonstration, nearly hits someone in the head</b> "i wonder if the ruler had hit and they had died if this would have become a <i>killermeter</i> (kilometer?)"
 

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Sandchairs said:
Physics teacher whirls ruler around in some demonstration, nearly hits someone in the head "i wonder if the ruler had hit and they had died if this would have become a killermeter (kilometer?)"
I LOLED @ it
 

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u should have been in the class.... it happened in about the first 15 mins and we laughed for about the next 10
 

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My Chem teachers and lecturers have had the best ones.

At a Chem lecture in the holidays:

'Imagine if you kicked your toe on something really kickish.'
'This pen is made of potato.'
About a reaction with Sodium and Chlorine: 'It'll be going 'hey man, where's my electron gone?'

And in class, we were talking about examples of compounds, atoms, elements, mixtures etc.
Teacher: So who can think of some mixtures found in society?
Student: What about in manboobs, like there's a mixture of fat and water.
Teacher: Manboobs? What is manboobs?
*class laughs*
Teachers: I... what... what is funny?

Pity said teacher couldn't actually teach for crap.
 

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I have this Eco teacher and man he talks and talks and talks and talks and talks....goodness he's doesn't have like a mute or stop button! Once our school assesmbly was gonna get over 10mins early but he ran up on stage to make up for the 10mins and started talking abt freakin footy and why Australia's interest rates are high....i mean like WTH??:bomb:!!!!! Everyone was just lyke :burn:!!!!!....this guy can realli go into politics or something:ninja:!
 

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Haha hilarious thread.
This was in physics:
Teacher: Class, never do this to your TV at home.
*Takes out a permanent magnet and rubs it over the TV screen*
(For people who don't do physics doing this can permanently screw your TV screen)
Student: Sir, you've just wrecked the TV
Teacher: *shrug* Well at least it's not mine.
 

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.deimonic said:
Haha hilarious thread.
This was in physics:
Teacher: Class, never do this to your TV at home.
*Takes out a permanent magnet and rubs it over the TV screen*
(For people who don't do physics doing this can permanently screw your TV screen)
Student: Sir, you've just wrecked the TV
Teacher: *shrug* Well at least it's not mine.
Haha - what is it with Physics teachers and doing that? My Physics teacher writes some notes in the school textbook. Whenever we point it out that the book is not his, he just says: "I'm the head of Science." :)
 

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Aerath said:
Haha - what is it with Physics teachers and doing that? My Physics teacher writes some notes in the school textbook. Whenever we point it out that the book is not his, he just says: "I'm the head of Science." :)
Haha co-incidently, my physics teacher is also the head.
But he's wrecked more than just the T.V, he broke a CRO once as well and afterwards he just laughs it off cause the school has to pay for it and he doesnt.
 

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But as the head of Science, isn't he responsible for the Science Department's budgeting? :D
 

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Aerath said:
But as the head of Science, isn't he responsible for the Science Department's budgeting? :D
lol so true so true. Hence why my school's science faculty is on such a tight budget we cut down on the photocopying hahaha.
 

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My Geography Teacher last year...

Student A: How long have you been working here, Sir?
Student B: 15 years?
Teacher: No! Not that long...
Student B: How long then?
Teacher: 14 years.

LOL'ed when he said that x)

here's another one:

Substitute [in amazement - eyes bulging] : What is this device!?
Student: It's a battery
 
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Doctor Jolly said:
My Geography Teacher last year...

Student A: How long have you been working here, Sir?
Student B: 15 years?
Teacher: No! Not that long...
Student B: How long then?
Teacher: 14 years.

LOL'ed when he said that x)

here's another one:

Substitute [in amazement - eyes bulging] : What is this device!?
Student: It's a battery
lol.
what type of battery was it?
 

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Student: how do you find the angle for cos?
Teacher: You press shit cos and then the number
Student: haha miss you SWORE
Teacher: Did not. I do not swear! I just said to press shit (shift).
Student: There you go again
 

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It's pretty crappy joke. But...

During camp:

Student: Can you make animal sound, sir?
Teacher: I can't make animal sound but I can make rock sound.
Student: Do it then!
Teacher: I already did it.
 

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teachers make me giggle...
tho, my german one scarred the class a bit.
this guy was talking about hungry jacks and how he really liked a burger from there, and was raving about it, and made the unfortunate comment of
'and the sauce is ORGASMIC!'
teacher: i dont need a burger to get that way'

we were scared.
 

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My maths teacher was trying to explain a parabola in yr 11...

Teacher: "a parabola is like a plane, it flys down to land, so close to ground and never touches"
Me: "but a plane does touch the ground when it lands"
Teacher: "hmmm...ok...the plane is taking off from a mm in the air...wait is that possible?"
:lol:
 

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ha. one of the deputies at school assembly (who has a bad habit of pausing every few words) announced that "mr ------ is desperate for a year 11 girl". HA. even the teachers laughed at that one. if the deputy talked normally it wouldnt have been a problem.
 

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