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<b>Physics teacher whirls ruler around in some demonstration, nearly hits someone in the head</b> "i wonder if the ruler had hit and they had died if this would have become a <i>killermeter</i> (kilometer?)"
I LOLED @ itSandchairs said:Physics teacher whirls ruler around in some demonstration, nearly hits someone in the head "i wonder if the ruler had hit and they had died if this would have become a killermeter (kilometer?)"
Haha - what is it with Physics teachers and doing that? My Physics teacher writes some notes in the school textbook. Whenever we point it out that the book is not his, he just says: "I'm the head of Science.".deimonic said:Haha hilarious thread.
This was in physics:
Teacher: Class, never do this to your TV at home.
*Takes out a permanent magnet and rubs it over the TV screen*
(For people who don't do physics doing this can permanently screw your TV screen)
Student: Sir, you've just wrecked the TV
Teacher: *shrug* Well at least it's not mine.
Haha co-incidently, my physics teacher is also the head.Aerath said:Haha - what is it with Physics teachers and doing that? My Physics teacher writes some notes in the school textbook. Whenever we point it out that the book is not his, he just says: "I'm the head of Science."
lol so true so true. Hence why my school's science faculty is on such a tight budget we cut down on the photocopying hahaha.Aerath said:But as the head of Science, isn't he responsible for the Science Department's budgeting?
lol.Doctor Jolly said:My Geography Teacher last year...
Student A: How long have you been working here, Sir?
Student B: 15 years?
Teacher: No! Not that long...
Student B: How long then?
Teacher: 14 years.
LOL'ed when he said that x)
here's another one:
Substitute [in amazement - eyes bulging] : What is this device!?
Student: It's a battery
AA onerubificticious said:lol.
what type of battery was it?