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hahahahaha when it's like "find x"


Circle the letter "x" and go "here it is!"




teeeheee.

That reminds me.

Q:

Expand (a+b)ⁿ

A:

(a_+_b)ⁿ
(a__+__b)ⁿ
(a___+___b)ⁿ
(a____+____b)ⁿ
(a_____+_____b)ⁿ

 

[goosiegoo]

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I always do...

Q: "Can you find x?"

A: Yes.

No marks for me...

 

[chocolate_lover]

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I love this one sooooooo much.

http://www.espen.com/graphics/math-answer-elephant.jpg

 

[z600]

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My housemaster showed me this one.
Some kid wrote a essay and at the end of every paragraph he drew a box and wrote "tick this if you have read it"

Mark earned :0

The ones i have seen are
"Can you find the cure to cancer"? to all thoes random 4U maths question

in Chem (design a procedure to test the statement)

1) Open pack
2) Add 50mL of water
3) gently stir
4) Pour onto plate, serves 2

 

[ObjectsInSpace]

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I wrote "I'LL SEE YOU NEXT YEAR, SIR!" across the front of my answer booklet for a uni exam once because I thought I done so badly. I was right as I didn't pass the unit, but I got though on a technicality.

 

[jest3r]

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Ants stretch their legs when they wake up.

 

[parramattitude]

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accomodation is the places you stay in on a holiday

 

[cccclaire]

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I used to write rubbish answers in PDHPE coz I didn't care. I wrote about pokemon once, oranges too and once in a long response i managed to put "to violence against women, australia says no" in about 8 times.

I've also heard of people in maths tests, someone once wrote 'syntax error' also someone for the question "name this shape" wrote "bob".

 

[Cadaver]

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I used to write rubbish answers in PDHPE coz I didn't care. I wrote about pokemon once, oranges too and once in a long response i managed to put "to violence against women, australia says no" in about 8 times.

I've also heard of people in maths tests, someone once wrote 'syntax error' also someone for the question "name this shape" wrote "bob".

Not remotely funny.

 

[tanjin]

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I love this one sooooooo much.

http://www.espen.com/graphics/math-answer-elephant.jpg

LOL.

In a science test in year 9 or 10 (i forget), they asked us to define something and my friend wrote - "Sorry, I'm not a dictionary." the teacher marking was and still is today - a B I T C H and so she didn't laugh and gave a lecture to her for not taking the test seriously. :mad1: COW

CADAVER - Your sig is freaky yet funny

 

[Forbidden.]

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LOL.

In a science test in year 9 or 10 (i forget), they asked us to define something and my friend wrote - "Sorry, I'm not a dictionary." the teacher marking was and still is today - a B I T C H and so she didn't laugh and gave a lecture to her for not taking the test seriously. :mad1: COW

CADAVER - Your sig is freaky yet funny

In year 9 I wrote 'Because you must smoke bong.' as a response to a question in a Science test and my teacher wrote "Frivolous attempts will result in the cancellation of the paper".

Those days ...

Agree with Cadaver's sig being freaky yet funny.

 

[the-1-n-only-me]

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LOL.

In a science test in year 9 or 10 (i forget), they asked us to define something and my friend wrote - "Sorry, I'm not a dictionary." the teacher marking was and still is today - a B I T C H and so she didn't laugh and gave a lecture to her for not taking the test seriously. :mad1: COW

CADAVER - Your sig is freaky yet funny

ahaha.. i remember someone telling me that.. maybe you know the same people i know? either way... frkn genius :rofl:

 

[tanjin]

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In year 9 I wrote 'Because you must smoke bong.' as a response to a question in a Science test and my teacher wrote "Frivolous attempts will result in the cancellation of the paper".

Those days ...

Agree with Cadaver's sig being freaky yet funny.

lol Why do science teacher's have no sense of humour? The only science teacher i had that could be placed underneath the AWESOME category left after my first year. She threw anything she could get a hold of at people (to get us to shut up) plus she actually made jokes, which were funny - then again we may have found it funny because everyone's ghey in year 7. After she left i got a line of crappy science teachers and my interest in science just dropped. I went from the advanced class to the "dumb class" lol...

ahaha.. i remember someone telling me that.. maybe you know the same people i know? either way... frkn genius :rofl:

Do you know anyone in RGHS? If you do, then you must have heard it - because she told practically everyone

 

[kewlu]

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The end.

/win.

 

[yosemite sam]

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me and my friend try and fit the word 'uterus' into english creative tasks. have in every one since year 10. and we still get decently awesome marks.

 

[xclusv2bhung]

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The end.

/win.

ROFL !
ahahah thats awesome.

 

[kewlu]

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I concur with this heartily expressed sentiment.

 

[tommykins]

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I actually fitted in a "i c wot u did thar" in my assessment. Got a tick for it? SHe even wrote below it "I see what you did there" to correct me.

Many lulz.

My friend did fit in a hahaha, oh wow.

 

[kewlu]

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I actually fitted in a "i c wot u did thar" in my assessment. Got a tick for it? SHe even wrote below it "I see what you did there" to correct me.

Many lulz.

My friend did fit in a hahaha, oh wow.

Omg. that's amazing. please tell context.

 

[the-1-n-only-me]

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The end.

/win.

OMFG. funniest shit ive seen in ages. :rofl:

Do you know anyone in RGHS? If you do, then you must have heard it - because she told practically everyone

i know a few.. but i dont remember who did it