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scarybunny said:
I'm going to make up some arbitrary rules. I think that:
- Your butt should be no more than three times the size of your head.
- If you're female, you should have a discernable waist.
- If you're female, it should be obvious when you are several months pregnant.
- If you're male, you should not have discernable titties. Not even an A-cup.
- No more than 2 chins.
- Toes should be easily visible.
- Arms should be no thicker than my legs.
- You should be able to walk indefinitely without getting puffed.
- You should be huggable. That is, a person's arms should fit around you.
- You should be able to drive a car, no matter how tiny.
- You should be able to put your chin on your knees.

Some rules exclude old, injured or pregnant people.
I've seen that the size of a car is inversely proportional to the size of the person.
E.g. the bigger the person the smaller the car.

It's hilarious, it's like watching 68 clowns trying to fit into a Honda Jazz, only it's one fat person.
 

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you know what really annoys me about obese people? that they are allowed the same amount of luggage in kgs on planes. it is a travesty! it is not fair that i, at 43kgs, should have the same restrictions as someone who is 200kgs. NOT RIGHT. :vcross:
 

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Yeah I think the same thing! How come they can take 200 kilos onto the plane and I can only take 72 (assuming the check limit is 20 and the carry on is 7).


And for reference, make a circle with two hands and that's about the thickest part of my leg. I'm assuming most hands are bigger than mine.

I think people need to recognise that a certain level of fatness is unhealthy, and unhealthyness is bad. That said I'm currently eating M&Ms.
 

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scarybunny said:
Yeah I think the same thing! How come they can take 200 kilos onto the plane and I can only take 72 (assuming the check limit is 20 and the carry on is 7).


And for reference, make a circle with two hands and that's about the thickest part of my leg. I'm assuming most hands are bigger than mine.

I think people need to recognise that a certain level of fatness is unhealthy, and unhealthyness is bad. That said I'm currently eating M&Ms.
same re: the thickness of legs! *twins!*

i am even less than you, so imagine how i felt when i got charged $200 in excess baggage while overseas!!!???
I WAS SO APPALLED. it was only 10kgs, and i am about 40kgs below the average weight of most people!

DISGRACEFUL!
 

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NinjaSauce said:
Wear a fat suit with your clothing stored inside.

Solved!
Haha that's an old trick- wearing every item of clothing you packed on the plane.
 

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girls have fucking massive legs cause thats where all their fat is stored :D
jelly legs!!!!!!
 

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DownInFlames said:
I can't see my dick either... :uhoh:


does this mean I should lose weight?
Nah just draw one on your belly.
 

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Russdog said:
shut the fuck up.

i see way less fat people these days then i used to.
i spose you make up for what you don't see.
 
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