Rules for Fat People (1 Viewer)

[boris]

I'm going to make up some arbitrary rules. I think that:
- Your butt should be no more than three times the size of your head.
- If you're female, you should have a discernable waist.
- If you're female, it should be obvious when you are several months pregnant.
- If you're male, you should not have discernable titties. Not even an A-cup.
- No more than 2 chins.
- Toes should be easily visible.
- Arms should be no thicker than my legs.
- You should be able to walk indefinitely without getting puffed.
- You should be huggable. That is, a person's arms should fit around you.
- You should be able to drive a car, no matter how tiny.
- You should be able to put your chin on your knees.

Some rules exclude old, injured or pregnant people.

I've seen that the size of a car is inversely proportional to the size of the person.
E.g. the bigger the person the smaller the car.

It's hilarious, it's like watching 68 clowns trying to fit into a Honda Jazz, only it's one fat person.

 

[Captain Gh3y]

- Arms should be no thicker than my legs.

We're going to need pics

For the sake of health, and, umm, science.

 

[chelsea girl]

you know what really annoys me about obese people? that they are allowed the same amount of luggage in kgs on planes. it is a travesty! it is not fair that i, at 43kgs, should have the same restrictions as someone who is 200kgs. NOT RIGHT.

 

[Captain Gh3y]

well at least you can take more items of clothing with you than the fatties can

 

[chelsea girl]

well at least you can take more items of clothing with you than the fatties can

but that is the whole point: i can't!

 

[scarybunny]

Yeah I think the same thing! How come they can take 200 kilos onto the plane and I can only take 72 (assuming the check limit is 20 and the carry on is 7).


And for reference, make a circle with two hands and that's about the thickest part of my leg. I'm assuming most hands are bigger than mine.

I think people need to recognise that a certain level of fatness is unhealthy, and unhealthyness is bad. That said I'm currently eating M&Ms.

 

[chelsea girl]

Yeah I think the same thing! How come they can take 200 kilos onto the plane and I can only take 72 (assuming the check limit is 20 and the carry on is 7).


And for reference, make a circle with two hands and that's about the thickest part of my leg. I'm assuming most hands are bigger than mine.

I think people need to recognise that a certain level of fatness is unhealthy, and unhealthyness is bad. That said I'm currently eating M&Ms.

same re: the thickness of legs! *twins!*

i am even less than you, so imagine how i felt when i got charged $200 in excess baggage while overseas!!!???
I WAS SO APPALLED. it was only 10kgs, and i am about 40kgs below the average weight of most people!

DISGRACEFUL!

 

[NinjaSauce]

Wear a fat suit with your clothing stored inside.

Solved!

 

[Captain Gh3y]

And for reference, make a circle with two hands and that's about the thickest part of my leg. I'm assuming most hands are bigger than mine.

not good enough

 

[scarybunny]

Wear a fat suit with your clothing stored inside.

Solved!

Haha that's an old trick- wearing every item of clothing you packed on the plane.

 

[Pace_T]

girls have fucking massive legs cause thats where all their fat is stored
jelly legs!!!!!!

 

[SEAKING]

i was 105 kg once. :O

 

[DownInFlames]

WTF? so these people actually make a conscious decision to weigh 500 pounds? to not be able to see their dicks?

I can't see my dick either...


does this mean I should lose weight?

 

[MaNiElla]

I can't see my dick either...


does this mean I should lose weight?

:uhhuh:

 

[Slidey]

I can't see my dick either...


does this mean I should lose weight?

Nah just draw one on your belly.

 

[Nat3skiz]

Nah just draw one on your belly.

fail.

 

[Russdog]

fail.

shut the fuck up.

i see way less fat people these days then i used to.

 

[chicky_pie]

shut the fuck up.

i see way less fat people these days then i used to.

Someone please post that article: " Fattest suburbs in Sydney" or something along that line.

 

[Bacilli]

... olozl

 

[Nat3skiz]

shut the fuck up.

i see way less fat people these days then i used to.

i spose you make up for what you don't see.