flyin' said:
Are you sure? i feel as if i am polluting the thread now rather than adding to it with these jokes, so here's an interesting advert (Im not sure you will be the biggest fan tho, flyin'...):
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Are you looking for an easy life? Yes? Then You Are Eligible For the Chelsea Life Plan!! CFC will pay you at least £50,000 a week, there's a pointless medical, and no sales person will call (or manager for that matter- they will be too busy with the others!). CALL NOW! There's a FREE house, luxury car and limitless golf at some of England's finest courses.
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"Even when everyone said I was not worth it, the Blues were prepared to supplement my pension with an outrageous offer" Michael E., London.
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"I was once an intergral member of a successful working team. Now I am a Chelsea Life Plan Member- I wouldnt have it any other way" Joe, London.
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. He has been a revelation at Juve this season. Man Utd's 0-0 draw with Lille was a little bit dissapointing. We looked a little bit lost without Rooney and the guidance of Keane. Scholes was also red carded for two bookable offences. I'm now looking forward to the game against Tottenham on the weekend. It should be a cracker!
